Amerikkkans ... may finally be pushed to action

Nah bring back Victorian style capitalism. Coffee is now 5% actual coffee and the rest is laced with dirt and my farts, maybe some anthrax for fun

300 years in the future

History teacher: "and that is what kicked off what we call the Coffee Rebellion in what was then the United States."

This is the end result of Mormons accounting for like half of the FBI/CIA. Non-caffeinated patriots are in control.

Me, the espresso enjoyer

Coffee is already in a tenuous position due to climate change and its effect on suitable grow zones. Tariffs are just the cherry on top.

Never underestimate the burgerreich's ability to avoid doing anything that's mildly inconvenient

no trust me. the highly productive Kona region will supply the entire American market now that they don't have to compete with those inferior imports

Americans will just switch to Celsius or whatever energy drinks. They won't do shit about losing treats aside from complain and pray for Kamala to bring them back in a few years

Black Rifle Coffee will be exempt from the tariffs

Engineers run on coffee.

CHUDs run on Beer.

No coffee. No water.

No water. No beer.

They'll drink those coffee alternatives people in the civil war drank with caffeine tablets mixed in

For commodity coffee a random 30% increase is just a Tuesday. The C price has almost quadrupled in the past 5 years and fluctuates wildly. It jumped 30% from December to February and is down 15% from a month ago.

Where the tariffs will really increase prices is any roasteries that are actually paying ethical prices based on cost of production to begin with. The chuds that would revolt already aren't going to those shops.

The beans I usually buy in bulk from a local roaster have gone up 25% in the last couple years for me. And I purposefully bought the cheaper ones. It sucks lmao

#beanwatch