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Calling it now; the tariffs aren't gonna last because Amerikkkans are highly addicted to coffee and may finally be pushed to action if prices surge 30+% (hexbear.net)
submitted 2 years ago* by to c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net
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[–] 16 points 2 years ago (4 children)

They already took away our Russian Vodka. bawllin-sad My vodka had a frosted kick ass soviet asthetic and made with Russian winter wheat. It was the best and hillary-contempt whipped up a Red Scare and took it from me!

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  • [–] 16 points 2 years ago*

    American victory gin will be called Bald Eagle Freedom Bourbon. It will have American flags, tanks and AR-15'S on the label. It will be laced with caffeine and dextrose and contain enough high fructose corn syrup to legally be a form of molasses. It will advertised as being a source of protein. For inexplicable reasons it will have a petrol-like aftertaste. Chuds will chug it to trigger the libs and you will be allowed to drink it at work because workplace alcohol policies has been declared "woke DEI".

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  • [–] 5 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    What's the brand? I love some vodka, especially when I'm on a pierogi-making kick.

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