The First Lady got covid. President Biden was administered a COVID test this evening. The President tested negative. The President will test at a regular cadence this week and monitor for symptoms. : covid

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Biden: "COVID is over"

Also Biden: Gets COVID and fuckin dies

sicko-pog

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who-must-go

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Keep him alive until the first round of debates so he can infect Trump and then they both die and we all laugh and who's that coming down the ramp BAH GAWD ITS THE HILLDAWG WITH A STEEL CHAIR planet-hillary

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Biden could legitimately die of COVID and libs will still insist on not wearing masks. Which, as much as I want to promote mask usage, I can't be mad at dabbing on a dead war criminal.

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Biden could legitimately die of COVID and libs will still insist on not wearing masks.

Yes. But at least I can do a jig and say "I toldja Biden was too old to be president. And I got proof now. He was too old to live!"

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Hillary vs Trump round 2 would be the biggest fucking clown show in American history and I am all for it.

[-] [email protected] 45 points 2 years ago

Hillary loses again, obviously.

[-] [email protected] 29 points 2 years ago

A funnier outcome would be Hilary winning, but that win triggering balkanization.

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A funnier one would be her losing and that triggering balkanization. I want warlord hilldawg hillary-assassin

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hillgasm

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I'm so Jokerfied that I need this more than anything marx-joker

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You gave me a posting idea - https://hexbear.net/post/515423

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hillgasm

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The first lady should be forced to report to work everyday like regular Americans

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It'll be hilarious if Biden dies from covid when our big wet boy trump-drenched lived through it.

"Sleepy Joe is sleeping forever folks, he just wasn't strong enough! Not like me!" trump-anguish

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"Trump genes strong and powerful. Like a thoroughbred. I could win the Kentucky Derby if I was a horse. Biden genes weak and no power. Bad. Very bad. Like a donkey. Worse than a donkey. Straight to the glue factory horse."

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prayers up for doctor biden i hope she spits in his mouth

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sicko-specter yes-hahaha-yes-l

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Crabs on standby 🦀

[-] [email protected] 48 points 2 years ago

The pandemic is over everyone, you don't need masks or testing.

If the ruling class catch anything though they will be tested hourly and administered with the greatest steroid cocktails known to man.

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This should serve as a litmus test for whether you should concern yourself with COVID. If the rich countries hoard vaccines and the elites get testing, you should want vaccines and testing.

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It's kind of how you can tell if something is real or not.

Are ghosts real? Is hypnosis real?

No. Otherwise the government would be weaponizing it. The best they have is bullshit like "Havana syndrome" propaganda.

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Skill issue party-parrot-mask

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God that would be such an amazing timeline for Biden to eat it. Trust the science to get COVID and die motherfucker. party-sicko

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I hope they administer the wrong experimental monkey drugs and turn him into a horrible man-ape

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le-monke

"Listen Jack I, I, I, I, I, I, I.... made poopy"

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must have forgot to wash her hands.

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Pleasegetcovidpleasegetcovidpleasegetcovid...

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covid-cool It looks like the pandemic is not joever yet. corona-whitehouse

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We're so Barack

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Obamna

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Idk if I'm going to laugh or cry if Kissinger outlives Biden.

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Isn't Kissinger like 20 years older than Biden?

I struggle to see a reason why he would live so long, but then again, Kissinger seems like he has been cursed/blessed to live forever until his lifeswork is destroyed.

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Kissinger seems like he has been cursed/blessed to live forever until his lifeswork is destroyed.

It is both his blessing, and his curse. The Old Ones will not permit him to die until he fulfills his Dark Pact. SHUGGOTH AHOR AH'N'GHANAH FAHF!

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[-] [email protected] 33 points 2 years ago

It was only to reduce the length of the title but the lurch in tone from my phrasing to the White House's still makes me laugh.

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[thought bubble] "Chardonnay, chardonnay, chardonnay, chardonnay, chardonnay, chardonnay... Could I really become the prez in a few weeks? Chardonnay, chardonnay, chardonnay..."

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God, I've seen what you've done for others...

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Just fucking die already

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pray-against
biden-fall

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Get his ass Jill

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Please, just give me this one laugh. inshallah-script

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inshallah-script

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why do these fossilized politicians keep having such good luck with COVID?

let a few of 'em die off already

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They have access to top-of-the-line healthcare the rest of us won't see the likes of for decades or centuries

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volcel-kamala

"Its HER turn now!"

I keep forgetting that she's his VP

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covid

COVID MINIMIZATION = BAN