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[-] [email protected] 93 points 2 years ago
[-] [email protected] 42 points 2 years ago

Biden: "COVID is over"

Also Biden: Gets COVID and fuckin dies

sicko-pog

[-] [email protected] 31 points 2 years ago

Keep him alive until the first round of debates so he can infect Trump and then they both die and we all laugh and who's that coming down the ramp BAH GAWD ITS THE HILLDAWG WITH A STEEL CHAIR planet-hillary

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[-] [email protected] 72 points 2 years ago

Biden could legitimately die of COVID and libs will still insist on not wearing masks. Which, as much as I want to promote mask usage, I can't be mad at dabbing on a dead war criminal.

[-] [email protected] 59 points 2 years ago

Biden could legitimately die of COVID and libs will still insist on not wearing masks.

Yes. But at least I can do a jig and say "I toldja Biden was too old to be president. And I got proof now. He was too old to live!"

[-] [email protected] 58 points 2 years ago

The first lady should be forced to report to work everyday like regular Americans

[-] [email protected] 52 points 2 years ago

It'll be hilarious if Biden dies from covid when our big wet boy trump-drenched lived through it.

"Sleepy Joe is sleeping forever folks, he just wasn't strong enough! Not like me!" trump-anguish

[-] [email protected] 36 points 2 years ago

"Trump genes strong and powerful. Like a thoroughbred. I could win the Kentucky Derby if I was a horse. Biden genes weak and no power. Bad. Very bad. Like a donkey. Worse than a donkey. Straight to the glue factory horse."

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[-] [email protected] 49 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

prayers up for doctor biden i hope she spits in his mouth

[-] [email protected] 49 points 2 years ago

Crabs on standby 🦀

[-] [email protected] 48 points 2 years ago

The pandemic is over everyone, you don't need masks or testing.

If the ruling class catch anything though they will be tested hourly and administered with the greatest steroid cocktails known to man.

[-] [email protected] 31 points 2 years ago

This should serve as a litmus test for whether you should concern yourself with COVID. If the rich countries hoard vaccines and the elites get testing, you should want vaccines and testing.

[-] [email protected] 25 points 2 years ago

It's kind of how you can tell if something is real or not.

Are ghosts real? Is hypnosis real?

No. Otherwise the government would be weaponizing it. The best they have is bullshit like "Havana syndrome" propaganda.

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[-] [email protected] 48 points 2 years ago

Skill issue party-parrot-mask

[-] [email protected] 45 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

God that would be such an amazing timeline for Biden to eat it. Trust the science to get COVID and die motherfucker. party-sicko

[-] [email protected] 44 points 2 years ago

I hope they administer the wrong experimental monkey drugs and turn him into a horrible man-ape

[-] [email protected] 32 points 2 years ago

le-monke

"Listen Jack I, I, I, I, I, I, I.... made poopy"

[-] [email protected] 44 points 2 years ago

must have forgot to wash her hands.

[-] [email protected] 42 points 2 years ago

Pleasegetcovidpleasegetcovidpleasegetcovid...

[-] [email protected] 40 points 2 years ago

covid-cool It looks like the pandemic is not joever yet. corona-whitehouse

[-] [email protected] 28 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)
[-] [email protected] 36 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Idk if I'm going to laugh or cry if Kissinger outlives Biden.

[-] [email protected] 22 points 2 years ago

Isn't Kissinger like 20 years older than Biden?

I struggle to see a reason why he would live so long, but then again, Kissinger seems like he has been cursed/blessed to live forever until his lifeswork is destroyed.

[-] [email protected] 21 points 2 years ago

Kissinger seems like he has been cursed/blessed to live forever until his lifeswork is destroyed.

It is both his blessing, and his curse. The Old Ones will not permit him to die until he fulfills his Dark Pact. SHUGGOTH AHOR AH'N'GHANAH FAHF!

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[-] [email protected] 33 points 2 years ago

It was only to reduce the length of the title but the lurch in tone from my phrasing to the White House's still makes me laugh.

[-] [email protected] 29 points 2 years ago

God, I've seen what you've done for others...

[-] [email protected] 26 points 2 years ago

Just fucking die already

[-] [email protected] 24 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)
[-] [email protected] 22 points 2 years ago

Get his ass Jill

[-] [email protected] 22 points 2 years ago

Please, just give me this one laugh. inshallah-script

[-] [email protected] 21 points 2 years ago
[-] [email protected] 21 points 2 years ago

why do these fossilized politicians keep having such good luck with COVID?

let a few of 'em die off already

[-] [email protected] 27 points 2 years ago

They have access to top-of-the-line healthcare the rest of us won't see the likes of for decades or centuries

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[-] [email protected] 20 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

volcel-kamala

"Its HER turn now!"

I keep forgetting that she's his VP

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