The First Lady got covid. President Biden was administered a COVID test this evening. The President tested negative. The President will test at a regular cadence this week and monitor for symptoms. : covid

[-] RION@hexbear.net 93 points 2 years ago

[-] SacredExcrement@hexbear.net 42 points 2 years ago

Biden: "COVID is over"

Also Biden: Gets COVID and fuckin dies

sicko-pog

[-] daisy@hexbear.net 24 points 2 years ago

who-must-go

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[-] Egon@hexbear.net 31 points 2 years ago

Keep him alive until the first round of debates so he can infect Trump and then they both die and we all laugh and who's that coming down the ramp BAH GAWD ITS THE HILLDAWG WITH A STEEL CHAIR planet-hillary

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[-] FunkyStuff@hexbear.net 72 points 2 years ago

Biden could legitimately die of COVID and libs will still insist on not wearing masks. Which, as much as I want to promote mask usage, I can't be mad at dabbing on a dead war criminal.

[-] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 59 points 2 years ago

Biden could legitimately die of COVID and libs will still insist on not wearing masks.

Yes. But at least I can do a jig and say "I toldja Biden was too old to be president. And I got proof now. He was too old to live!"

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[-] Rom@hexbear.net 58 points 2 years ago

Hillary vs Trump round 2 would be the biggest fucking clown show in American history and I am all for it.

[-] CthulhusIntern@hexbear.net 45 points 2 years ago

Hillary loses again, obviously.

[-] daisy@hexbear.net 29 points 2 years ago

A funnier outcome would be Hilary winning, but that win triggering balkanization.

[-] Egon@hexbear.net 24 points 2 years ago

A funnier one would be her losing and that triggering balkanization. I want warlord hilldawg hillary-assassin

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[-] emizeko@hexbear.net 29 points 2 years ago

hillgasm

[-] WeedReference420@hexbear.net 28 points 2 years ago

I'm so Jokerfied that I need this more than anything marx-joker

[-] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 21 points 2 years ago

You gave me a posting idea - https://hexbear.net/post/515423

[-] Assian_Candor@hexbear.net 23 points 2 years ago

hillgasm

[-] SovietyWoomy@hexbear.net 58 points 2 years ago

The first lady should be forced to report to work everyday like regular Americans

[-] FALGSConaut@hexbear.net 52 points 2 years ago

It'll be hilarious if Biden dies from covid when our big wet boy trump-drenched lived through it.

"Sleepy Joe is sleeping forever folks, he just wasn't strong enough! Not like me!" trump-anguish

[-] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 36 points 2 years ago

"Trump genes strong and powerful. Like a thoroughbred. I could win the Kentucky Derby if I was a horse. Biden genes weak and no power. Bad. Very bad. Like a donkey. Worse than a donkey. Straight to the glue factory horse."

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[-] HumanBehaviorByBjork@hexbear.net 49 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

prayers up for doctor biden i hope she spits in his mouth

[-] Findom_DeLuise@hexbear.net 37 points 2 years ago

sicko-specter yes-hahaha-yes-l

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[-] thisonethatone@hexbear.net 49 points 2 years ago

Crabs on standby 🦀

[-] Awoo@hexbear.net 48 points 2 years ago

The pandemic is over everyone, you don't need masks or testing.

If the ruling class catch anything though they will be tested hourly and administered with the greatest steroid cocktails known to man.

[-] WhatDoYouMeanPodcast@hexbear.net 31 points 2 years ago

This should serve as a litmus test for whether you should concern yourself with COVID. If the rich countries hoard vaccines and the elites get testing, you should want vaccines and testing.

[-] NewLeaf@hexbear.net 25 points 2 years ago

It's kind of how you can tell if something is real or not.

Are ghosts real? Is hypnosis real?

No. Otherwise the government would be weaponizing it. The best they have is bullshit like "Havana syndrome" propaganda.

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[-] sharedburdens@hexbear.net 48 points 2 years ago

Skill issue party-parrot-mask

[-] charly4994@hexbear.net 45 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

God that would be such an amazing timeline for Biden to eat it. Trust the science to get COVID and die motherfucker. party-sicko

[-] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 44 points 2 years ago

I hope they administer the wrong experimental monkey drugs and turn him into a horrible man-ape

[-] WeedReference420@hexbear.net 32 points 2 years ago

le-monke

"Listen Jack I, I, I, I, I, I, I.... made poopy"

[-] TheModerateTankie@hexbear.net 44 points 2 years ago

must have forgot to wash her hands.

[-] radiofreeval@hexbear.net 42 points 2 years ago

Pleasegetcovidpleasegetcovidpleasegetcovid...

[-] YoungSheldonAdelson@hexbear.net 40 points 2 years ago

covid-cool It looks like the pandemic is not joever yet. corona-whitehouse

[-] GeorgeZBush@hexbear.net 28 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

We're so Barack

[-] Ram_The_Manparts@hexbear.net 27 points 2 years ago

Obamna

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[-] Tankiedesantski@hexbear.net 36 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Idk if I'm going to laugh or cry if Kissinger outlives Biden.

[-] CTHlurker@hexbear.net 22 points 2 years ago

Isn't Kissinger like 20 years older than Biden?

I struggle to see a reason why he would live so long, but then again, Kissinger seems like he has been cursed/blessed to live forever until his lifeswork is destroyed.

[-] Thordros@hexbear.net 21 points 2 years ago

Kissinger seems like he has been cursed/blessed to live forever until his lifeswork is destroyed.

It is both his blessing, and his curse. The Old Ones will not permit him to die until he fulfills his Dark Pact. SHUGGOTH AHOR AH'N'GHANAH FAHF!

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[-] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 33 points 2 years ago

It was only to reduce the length of the title but the lurch in tone from my phrasing to the White House's still makes me laugh.

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[-] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 29 points 2 years ago

[thought bubble] "Chardonnay, chardonnay, chardonnay, chardonnay, chardonnay, chardonnay... Could I really become the prez in a few weeks? Chardonnay, chardonnay, chardonnay..."

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[+] Othello@hexbear.net 29 points 2 years ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

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[-] JoeByeThen@hexbear.net 29 points 2 years ago

God, I've seen what you've done for others...

[-] Ram_The_Manparts@hexbear.net 26 points 2 years ago

Just fucking die already

[-] Egon@hexbear.net 24 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

pray-against
biden-fall

[-] Antiwork@hexbear.net 22 points 2 years ago

Get his ass Jill

[-] MF_BROOM@hexbear.net 22 points 2 years ago

Please, just give me this one laugh. inshallah-script

[-] Assian_Candor@hexbear.net 21 points 2 years ago

inshallah-script

[-] bigboopballs@hexbear.net 21 points 2 years ago

why do these fossilized politicians keep having such good luck with COVID?

let a few of 'em die off already

[-] Venus@hexbear.net 27 points 2 years ago

They have access to top-of-the-line healthcare the rest of us won't see the likes of for decades or centuries

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[-] D61@hexbear.net 20 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

volcel-kamala

"Its HER turn now!"

I keep forgetting that she's his VP

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covid

COVID MINIMIZATION = BAN