they should have published this article 20 years ago, by 2023 it was obvious weapons grade copium. like they were far and away beating the US in every emerging industry.

you gotta start lifting comrade

i'm not joking, that's awesome

absolute respect for your complete unwillingness to pretend normalcy

more likely to die in a swatting incident

hell yea

it's a bit late for that

holy shit we're gonna get a live stream of the PLA blowing Loomer's brain out the back of her head

If you knew anything about Soviet Union, you'd know that number is correct. During 50s, SU started Project Red Loop, in which people were given immortality serum and repeatably killed in various ways, to test it's military potential. Some test subjects were killed over 50k times.

fuck everything else, this guy's spittin. soviets defeated death but used it to do more murder.

the nurse WEARING THE FUCKING FLAG LMAO

Awesome how their description of the "auth left" instance is "they're stupid and evil genocide denying idiots" and their description of the "auth right" instance, who are, to be clear, actual fascists, is "ha ha they're just kind of silly and edgy i guess :)"

honestly bein the kid of the richest man in the world and an trans communist is a very funny bit tbh, i hope she posts here.