chapotraphouse

USA doesn't deserve to be a country. It should be split between Canada, Mexico, Cuba and indigenous peoples as a punishment for the horrible crimes it has committed throughout its history. Similar to Germany post-WWII

Bold words for a country that has not won a war in almost a century despite starting many

Genuinely believe a good bit of the madness going on in the world right now stems from the fact that people are solely coming to the realization that colonizing other planets is impossible.

I can explain some of this

Greenland: The US has tried to purchase the island several times throughout history

Canada: US Americans have desired to take Canada since before independence from Britian. The original Articles of Confederation has a provision allowing Quebec to join the USA. Newfoundland had a small USA annexation movement before it became part of Canada

USA: All of the changes are/were proposed states, some had a real chance of happening (the break up of Texas) and others are just memes (The State of Jefferson in the west coast). Why chuds would want this, I don't know

Cuba: occupied twice by the US in the early 20th century

Dominican Republic: Then known as Santo Domingo, the US tried to annex the country in the 1870s but was shot down by congress

Mexico: Northern Mexico and Baja California were originally intended to be taken as US territory after the 1846 Invasion

Yucatan: White slavers in the briefly existing Republic of Yucatan once asked to become a US state

Nicaragua: On and off occupied and manipulate by the United States throughout history

Panama: Former US colony

Sicily: Occupied by the US in WW2. Post war there was a small sicilian independence movement, which included and even small movement to become a US state

Iceland: The US briefly considered purchasing Iceland after the US Civil War.

Faroe Islands(?): No clue

POB(?): Not sure what this is

South China Sea: Not sure what specific islands this is referring to

If they fail to achieve this goal, the US is obliged to dissolve, 2 years left for the US to be destroyed.

Also, why the fuck did they conquer the Dominican Republic but not Haiti?

Iceland? The Faroe Islands? The Dominican Republic but not Haiti? I can't even tell what the two topmost cutouts are. Who the fuck is calling for this lmao. This is sub-Gunther tier.

dude it's literally all settlerism what are you gonna do, put the white canadians in camps? you're already the same people. it's already your country.

If Twitter was around in the 19th century, Manifest Destiny Twitter would have been full of maps like these

I've been sensing some real "Only joking, unless..." energy to this line of posting, though I kind of doubt America has the means to actually annex anything without it being a pyrrhic victory at best.

Actually I am in. I want a us where Oaxaca gets two senate seats.

Like the ruling class would ever want to expend the resources and effort to actually administer additional territories.

I like how after annexing Canada they immediately jerrymander it. And also make 2 Wyomings for some reason. Priorities.

Balkanization of Texas is inevitable even in the minds of chuds.

Unfortunately Greater America already exists

We tried to contain these people with map-coloring video games and it backfired.

Again?

Reminder that all mainstream news establishments and entertainment platforms still use twitter!

Why even annex a part of Sicily? Is there even anything they could get from it?

Absolutely bizarre and inexplicable. Texas splits, Oklahoma gets subsumed into nearby states, West Virginia takes Pittsburgh, US invades Cuba and la Republica Dominicana but not Haïti, and part of Sicilia? Internationally and domestically incomprehensible.

…but they never got Haiti.

Fallout timeline speedrun.