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I opened this in this in middle of a doctor’s waiting room
Propaganda of the deed?
showing this to my doctor the same way you show pictures of haircuts to a barber
I made this into a Discord server emoji. I'm sorry. I had to. 
Dang these new posters from Bluesky are good
Really feels like we stumbled on a heretofore untapped goldmine of good comrades and posters.
We'd get the gooner support we so desperately need
no revolution has ever succeeded without a strong gooner base
What was Stalin but Lenin's goon?
Stalin with the comically large goon
Marxism-Spoonerism 
We have that in classic hexmoji form also 
I should've probably looked in among the gifs first lol
marx failed to consider the need to put the lumps in lumpen-proletariat
Does the lyrics sheet for the Lumpy Space Princess song "These Lumps" count as reading theory? 
More like Lumpy Based Princess
Uh as a feminist I believe breasts of all sizes are communist
yeah half of us are flat earthers but we don't really talk about it
oh that’s a relief i figured that’d be another point of contention. i’m a hole earther btw. i think we are all in a hole
large breasts are bourgeois decadence
I’ll tell my wife
that's the prevailing view here, even among people who don't know it yet
it's a crime you bluesky posters didn't come here earlier 
Leaving twitter to go be an insufferable lib on bluesky like another pod save america loser grown in a vat
coming to hexbear and making one of your first posts the greatest thing badposting has ever seen
To each according to their need. My need is to grow big boobers. Marx would approve
We're fine with alternative views. Personally I think the alternative look is hot as hell. You could be Goth here even.
And yeah, Marx is pretty big here. His views are only natural and I'm sure they'll become more popular in time
This is a Dengist subreddit in favor of Bashar Al-Assad with no information that can lead to the arrest of Hilary Clinton, our fellow liberal and queen.
Sara just walks in to hexbear, goes straight to badposting and drops possibly the best post this comm has ever seen. Absolute fucking legend.
This is Engels naturals erasure
They hated her because she spoke the truth
gtfo natsoc (nattyist socialist)
One natty ice socialist please
If one person has big bazongas and another person has smol booba then we must redistribute some of the big bazonga to the smol booba. That's called communism
No, you misheard. You'll get invited to be part of a band, not banned.
Holding open auditions for The Means of Lactation's new drummer
:marx-bazonkers:
Tom Bombadil had big naturals and it worked out great for him.
alternative views
The fuck do you need more views for? Front/side/isometric/plan are the only views I'll ever recognize