Utah approves datacenter twice the size of Manhattan
- Called “Stratos AI Datacenter”
- Will cover 40,000 acres / 62 sq miles
- Will need 9GW of electricity, more than Utah currently consumes
- Will need god-levels of water, pulling from Great Salt Lake and other sources already in severe drought, and would produce toxic dry-bed dust clouds as the lake disappears
- Will raise Utah’s pollution by 50%
- County commissioners approved project despite thousands of resident objections
- Is backed by Mr. Shark Tank himself Kevin fucking O’Leary
- “I don’t think there’s a bigger site in the world than this,” O’Leary told Fox News. “It shows the Chinese and the rest of the world we are not messing around, we are going to get this done, move it forward and provide the compute power to our AI companies that defend the country.”
- O’Leary claims people mad about this are professional protestors getting bused in lol
- “The network of industrial-scale fans needed to cool the datacenter’s hot pipes will result in so much waste heat that it could raise daytime temperatures in the surrounding Hansel valley by 2F to 5F (1.1C to 2.7C) and night-time temperatures by 8F to 12F (4.4C to 6.6C), according to an analysis by Rob Davies, a physics professor at Utah State University.”
- I just started reading BLAME!, here we go!

My apologies sir Hegseth sir, I cannot take that shot of whiskey because I’m Agnostic