This is just the price of freedom.
If plastics last forever, and I am full of microplastics, doesn't that mean I will last forever?
I've only been here a few days but I'm already picking up on it. 
I mean why? Wouldn't it be much more realistic and relatable if the ad was like "oh thank fuck I'm not pregnant"
If you wipe, then you have touched a man's ass and are now gay.
In the US, we're getting rid of the FDIC and replacing it with a 4 second YouTube video of Pete Davidson saying, "Oh shit bro, my bad."
But the DNC swore I can save America just by sending them $10.
"Just $10 bro fr, we can end fascism with your $10 donation. Come on bro plz."
For those not on Bluesky, I would also like to point out that we basically spent the first year of that website's existence begging for a real Trust & Safety team, for a whole lot of reasons and incidents that occurred before there was one. And when Jay (CEO of Bluesky) finally hired one, she hired Aaron Rodericks to lead Trust & Safety. The Aaron Rodericks from Twitter's "Trust" & "Safety." Aaron Rodericks immediately began his job posting about how he cares way more about tone and manners than actual content of a message. So basically, as long as your transphobia and bigotry and racism and white supremacy is stated in a polite manner, it's cool with him. But if you get offended by the transphobia etc and speak up for yourself, YOU are getting banned. Also, since the Jesse Singal thing started, he has made it very clear he gives exactly zero fucks what Jesse Singal does.
This place is awesome.
I joined yesterday from Bluesky and that's what got me.
Yes! His name is Joe Bob and he is 6 years old.
Thank you!
Hi, I made it!
I asked Santa for 1000 dead billionaires.