I think you need to have a conversation with your partner and let them know it's ok to fart around you. That it's really important to you and you encourage it. Let them know the thought of them farting is really comforting to you and it's really satisfying to hear them let one rip. You need to let them know this is how you feel

This is just The Larry Sanders Show distilled into a single image

Maybe it's just Pinterest culture but when I searched rumpus rooms for this post I was getting images of rooms with coffee tables and big TVs mounted to the wall. I'd like to think this is just projection by lifestyle magazines or setups from childless 'Nintendo Switch Boyfriend' types and not the spaces people expect their kids to exist in these days

Both the kids have been sick this week, which just means I can take another day off with them. Aside from that they've been good.

The grand parents came down to visit, which the kids loved. And we had some good bike time over the weekend. One park we went to has a miniature road section where there are road signs and roundabouts for the kids to get their car brains early.

Then the next day we went to another park because I knew it had been done up in the past couple of years. The bikes were still in the car so we got them out and there was a bike track with bumps for kids to ride over. I didn't even know that was part of the park. I think that was really good for the kids. The track was quite busy with other kids using it as well, so it was a good lesson in situational awareness and sharing the road. They did really well and didn't bump into anyone. We had once incident of a kid rolling backwards down an incline and falling off, but otherwise it was a really good outing.

I might trial the pedal bikes without training wheels for a session. They could just the bikes as balance bikes again, just to get used to the size and weight. It will still be a while off but I think I could get these kids off training wheels pretty soon after they learn how to brake.

That's why you need to watch my completely AI generated video essay on "The Dark History Of Rump Arse Rooms" to understand how they're not all they seem on the surface

Lunch

I think it's great for people just getting started with flavours because it's so familiar. And it goes great with cinnamon.

It will honestly do the job for most people, but is also a starting point for those that want to move on to more advanced flavours later

English is already a bastard language and you face a hard choice between the original paedo version or the burgerfied version

Times have gotten so tough Brian Bolland has started doing sequentials again.

(This is just a bit, he hasn't)

Normal sized head, the rest of him is just really big

It has that 'it just works' simplicity. Popstar is a Netflix exclusive but for everything else you need to look up "what streaming service is X on?" And at that point they've already lost because I know the one place I can find everything

Popstar: Never Stop Not Stopping is on Netflix, but I downloaded it anyway.

I'm in it for the love of the game now. If I watched it on Netflix, I wouldn't be pirating it, would I?