Go to life's work and freak out and cause a scene until you have to be escorted off the premises.

Start a bunch of fake accounts and if life ever posts a photo of them with someone else comment, "Wow, you look so great here, you're going to make such a great parent to the kid we're going to have together."

Go to life's place and shout and scream at them. Smash all their stuff and call them every obscenity under the sun and say, "What are you going to do about this?"

Then they grab you by the arm and pull you close and say, "I'll find a way." And hearing them say that fills you with the confidence and comfort from the life you knew before.

Then life turns you around and grabs you in an arm bar and leads you to the corner of the room and reminds you why you loved life so much like damn life

like, damn

Also check out Raised In A Doomsday Cult if you haven't heard these guys before

Good luck chuds trying to argue against that

Aside from looking generic as fuck

Now that's a nice truck

• The Grand Theft Auto Series
• Metal Gear Solid
• Assassin's Creed III
• Resident Evil (I know the fourth one isn't set in America but it's about rescuing the President's daughter, which is about as American as you can get)
• The Battlefield series
• CyberPunk 2077
• Wolfenstein: The New Colossus
• Mother 2
• Max Payne, Alan Wake, Control, all the games by those guys
• Hitman: Blood Money
• Deadly Premonition
• Mafia II
• Deus Ex: Human Revolution
• Contra
• Metal Wolf Chaos XD
• Mizzurna Falls
• Homefront: The Revolution
• Crysis II
• Expedition 33
• Yakuza
• Toad's Turnpike
• Super Mario Odyssey (City Level)

I'm sick of all these European fantasy games like Skyrim or games about the Middle East like Call of Duty.

I would say from the moment I rise it takes a hawty three hours to make my toilet. By that point I have broken my fast, donned my walking suit, and am ready to see yo my affairs in town.

How long, say you, does it take to make your toilet of a morning?