badposting

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badposting is a comm where you post badly


This is not a [email protected] alternative. This is not a [email protected] alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


Rules:

  1. Do not post good posts.
    • Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
    • Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
  3. This rule intentionally left blank.
  4. If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.

Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo

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submitted 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
 
 
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Still to this day I don't feel a shred of remorse. Funniest shit I ever did

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HitButtry (aka. spanking)

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Sorry virgins smuglord

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But are you ready for misanwet? That's right we're done with dry old crusty misan and instead we're leaning into fresh new wet misan!

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A gal-o'-debt

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When I came out as anti-beanis, everyone on Hexbear spammed my PMs with PPB.

Still think beanis haters aren't oppressed?

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How much longer will they deprive us of Shadowrun: Hong Kong 97?

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Dudes rock and have real problems but misandry isn't real and that's all I have to say about that

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submitted 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
 
 

Stay informed, Patriots! 07

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I just wanna live in a world where women make all the deciscions and men are second class citizens THIS IS NOT A SEX THING I SWEAR PLEASE STOP TELLING ME I HAVE A "FEM DOM" FETISH READ MY LITERATURE OF MATRIARCHAL SOCIETIES!

join us next week for bad take two: topic: beans and rice

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True story.

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submitted 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
 
 

this is a tagline oooaaaaaaauhhh

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A pig with big balls that are covered in poo

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top-cop will have no choice but to resign as chief of the VolCel Police.

bunny-cop is standing by to take over the very important position in the event of that sudden vacancy... and just in time to face the upcoming challenge of Zootopia 2 coming out around this time next year.

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