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submitted 6 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

or am I just wasting my time in another leftist echo chamber where I’ll get banned for saying that communism would work better if karl marx had big naturals

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[-] [email protected] 76 points 6 months ago
[-] [email protected] 23 points 6 months ago

I opened this in this in middle of a doctor’s waiting room

[-] [email protected] 12 points 6 months ago

is-this Propaganda of the deed?

[-] [email protected] 9 points 6 months ago

showing this to my doctor the same way you show pictures of haircuts to a barber

[-] [email protected] 7 points 6 months ago

I made this into a Discord server emoji. I'm sorry. I had to. soviet-heart

[-] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago

Not Safe For Work(ers)

[-] [email protected] 42 points 6 months ago

We'd get the gooner support we so desperately need

[-] [email protected] 37 points 6 months ago

no revolution has ever succeeded without a strong gooner base

[-] [email protected] 30 points 6 months ago

What was Stalin but Lenin's goon?

[-] [email protected] 38 points 6 months ago

Stalin with the comically large goon

stalin-comical-spoon

[-] [email protected] 15 points 6 months ago

Marxism-Spoonerism kelly

[-] [email protected] 41 points 6 months ago

Dang these new posters from Bluesky are good

[-] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago

Really feels like we stumbled on a heretofore untapped goldmine of good comrades and posters.

[-] [email protected] 38 points 6 months ago

marx failed to consider the need to put the lumps in lumpen-proletariat

[-] [email protected] 21 points 6 months ago

Does the lyrics sheet for the Lumpy Space Princess song "These Lumps" count as reading theory? curious-marx

[-] [email protected] 33 points 6 months ago

yeah half of us are flat earthers but we don't really talk about it

[-] [email protected] 45 points 6 months ago

oh that’s a relief i figured that’d be another point of contention. i’m a hole earther btw. i think we are all in a hole

[-] [email protected] 33 points 6 months ago
[-] [email protected] 31 points 6 months ago

that's the prevailing view here, even among people who don't know it yet

[-] [email protected] 31 points 6 months ago
[-] [email protected] 13 points 6 months ago

We have that in classic hexmoji form also eric-andre

[-] [email protected] 8 points 6 months ago

I should've probably looked in among the gifs first lol

[-] [email protected] 28 points 6 months ago

This is a Dengist subreddit in favor of Bashar Al-Assad with no information that can lead to the arrest of Hilary Clinton, our fellow liberal and queen.

[-] [email protected] 28 points 6 months ago

We're fine with alternative views. Personally I think the alternative look is hot as hell. You could be Goth here even.

And yeah, Marx is pretty big here. His views are only natural and I'm sure they'll become more popular in time

[-] [email protected] 28 points 6 months ago

it's a crime you bluesky posters didn't come here earlier data-laughing

[-] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago

geordi-no Leaving twitter to go be an insufferable lib on bluesky like another pod save america loser grown in a vat

geordi-yes coming to hexbear and making one of your first posts the greatest thing badposting has ever seen

[-] [email protected] 27 points 6 months ago

Uh as a feminist I believe breasts of all sizes are communist

[-] [email protected] 26 points 6 months ago

This is Engels naturals erasure

[-] [email protected] 26 points 6 months ago

large breasts are bourgeois decadence

[-] [email protected] 22 points 6 months ago

gtfo natsoc (nattyist socialist)

[-] [email protected] 22 points 6 months ago

They hated her because she spoke the truth

[-] [email protected] 21 points 6 months ago

To each according to their need. My need is to grow big boobers. Marx would approve

[-] [email protected] 16 points 6 months ago

If one person has big bazongas and another person has smol booba then we must redistribute some of the big bazonga to the smol booba. That's called communism

[-] [email protected] 14 points 6 months ago

No, you misheard. You'll get invited to be part of a band, not banned.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago

Holding open auditions for The Means of Lactation's new drummer

[-] [email protected] 10 points 6 months ago

:marx-bazonkers:

[-] [email protected] 8 points 6 months ago

Tom Bombadil had big naturals and it worked out great for him.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 6 months ago

Sara just walks in to hexbear, goes straight to badposting and drops possibly the best post this comm has ever seen. Absolute fucking legend.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago

alternative views

The fuck do you need more views for? Front/side/isometric/plan are the only views I'll ever recognize

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