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Some dude tried to merc me over my 7 year old android and that wasn't the worst part. The cops who responded literally searched me, made me explain my tattoos to prove they weren't gang related, told me to stop crying, and told me it was my fault I almost got offed for going to subway. I fucking hate America. The only reason I'll be able to sleep is because I have 120 pounds of "fuck you" guarding me. (I love my pitbull son)

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[–] [email protected] 44 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Honestly getting shot at wasn't nearly as traumatizing as spending 2 hours at a police department, fucking going over why I got shot at. I legitimately hope the person who held me up gets help apposed to the pigs who had me go over every tattoo and scar I had.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

i fucking hate cops. i dealt with them for really bad stuff that happened to me in the past, it almost felt more traumatizing than the actual event, they were acting like i was the suspect. pieces of shit

[–] [email protected] 83 points 2 days ago (2 children)

My gay son who I'm putting my safety in so I can maybe catch 30 mins of sleep after severe trauma

[–] [email protected] 28 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 36 points 2 days ago (1 children)

He's ESA and seizure trained! During covid lock downs I decided to train him to an extreme point and he took to it like a magnet. My favorite command I can give him is show me the drugs which when said he'll give both of his front paws and sit up straight until you say ",the feds are gone"

[–] [email protected] 23 points 2 days ago (1 children)

You trained your dog to have a seizure? jesse-wtf

[–] [email protected] 29 points 2 days ago (2 children)

I have pnes (I will never call it penis) which is psychogenic seizures. And since getting clean off fent and booze I only have em like twice a month. Basil is trained to respond to early seizure symptoms and warn me ahead of one occuring

[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 days ago

Ah, sorry to hear that; your dog sounds awesome, as does the training.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 days ago (1 children)

My wife has thise! Did you train him yourself? Was it difficult? What breed? Is that relevant? How much do you think it cost (ballpark)?

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

I trained him myself! Along with my ex spouse. It def is extremely difficult but since dogs can learn anything just starting to train them when showing seizure symptoms is easy! They can easily notice early symptoms like muscle twitching, it causes a ton of false positives since psychogenic seizures are different from normal seizures and present different each time, but my ex spouse trained dogs for a living it was extremely easy. If they have any books I'll dm you it.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

I'm def gonna take today to relax and process more trauma with my boy Basil, but I'll hit up my ex about training dogs for pnes tomorrow and dm you if they decide to actually respond tomorrow

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 days ago

that would be so so awesome thank you!!!

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 days ago

He looks and sounds like a great companion, you're lucky to have him

[–] [email protected] 28 points 2 days ago (1 children)

your pitbull weighs more than me damn

[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 days ago (1 children)

He's a mastiff mix so he's dummy thicc

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago

I friend of mind had a mastiff mix when we were kids, such a big huggable fella

[–] [email protected] 43 points 2 days ago

Oh god. Hope you're ok.

The first time I got shot at (drive by; So Cal) I couldn't sleep for a week. Fuck the tough guy bullshit - that shit is traumatizing. Don't be surprised if you need to deflate or process it with a professional.

Glad you have a fur friend to keep you safe.

[–] [email protected] 35 points 2 days ago

Fuck the pigs. Glad you are still with us comrade.

Death to America.

[–] [email protected] 65 points 2 days ago

This is America blasting on repeat really is the mood

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 days ago

meow-hug hope you feel better soon comrade, fuck the police

[–] [email protected] 51 points 2 days ago

Glad to hear you're okay. I can't offer much but I hope this picture I took in an old Korean fishing village can help you get your mind off of things for a short moment

[–] [email protected] 42 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

I'm sorry you went through that, comrade. Did you ask the pigs to explain the swastika tats under their uniforms?

[–] [email protected] 48 points 2 days ago (1 children)

That must have been terrifying. Glad you're okay.

[–] [email protected] 60 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I'm glad the person who shot at me had fucking terrible aim. Like I own multiple guns, and would literally have to try to miss from 2 meters. This is just a continuation of terrible shit that is happening to me since I left rehab. I've been flash banged, stabbed 23 times, and shot at since I left rehab. Still somehow sober other than weed tho.

[–] [email protected] 35 points 2 days ago

Fuckin' hell that is a rough time

[–] [email protected] 46 points 2 days ago (3 children)

I'm so sorry that happened to you and I hope you can recover Care-Comrade

Also pits really are the best, aren't they? Here's a pic of my pit/lab mix:

[–] [email protected] 38 points 2 days ago

That baby is enjoying the fuck out of the sun. 10/10 dog

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago

I'm a simple man, I see a dog like that and I want to hug 'em

[–] [email protected] 29 points 2 days ago

Christ, I'm glad you're okay. Hope you won't have to go through any more of this shit, seeing how much you've already been through as I've read. Pat and cuddle the doggy for me.

[–] [email protected] 46 points 2 days ago

acab-3 i am so sorry you had to go thru that, comrade. I’m glad you’re okay. meow-hug

[–] [email protected] 33 points 2 days ago

cuddle

I'm sorry Comrade. That kind of violence is never anything less than soulshaking terrifying. If you can be gentle with yourself for a few days. Our brains can be kind of weird, sometimes trauma can lie low for a few days then come on suddenly. Might be worth keeping some snacks and comfy stuff on hand, and asking a friend to keep their phone on in case you need to talk to someone.

Give your pitty some scritches for me comrade-doggo

[–] [email protected] 30 points 2 days ago

pitbulls rock and i’m glad you’re alive

comrade-doggo

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[–] [email protected] 27 points 2 days ago (4 children)

did i misread that, or were you shot at because your phone is old?

[–] [email protected] 40 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Apple fanboys are fucking psychos nowadays yea. I had one that spat on me because I had a Xiaomi

OP means somebody tried to rob them and all they had of any value on their body was a 7 year old android phone

[–] [email protected] 26 points 2 days ago

Idk why people try to do stickups anymore. You're gonna make more money lgetting a shovel and some trash bags and boosting lawn grass to sell on craigslist.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 days ago

I had one that spat on me because I had a Xiaomi

I think that'd be the day I finally caught a felony assault charge

[–] [email protected] 26 points 2 days ago

I they just mean someone tried to steal their phone and it's too old to be worth anything.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 2 days ago

I once avoided getting robbed because my phone was old. The wheel weaves as the wheel wills. The lord giveth and taketh

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 days ago (1 children)

My friend once got mugged and the dude demanded his phone, but his phone was such an old piece of shit the mugger was like "actually never mind just give me all the cash in your wallet".

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago

I'm surprised muggers go for the thing that lets your victim know exactly where you are so often

[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 days ago

I'm sorry that happened to you. Fucking terrifying.

On a lighter note, I once avoided getting stabbed because I had an old phone, so maybe it'll save your butt next time

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 days ago

WTF comradr I'm sorry.

Have you ever considered you might be the leftist reincarnation of Job?