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So my ass just got shot at (hexbear.net)

submitted 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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Some dude tried to merc me over my 7 year old android and that wasn't the worst part. The cops who responded literally searched me, made me explain my tattoos to prove they weren't gang related, told me to stop crying, and told me it was my fault I almost got offed for going to subway. I fucking hate America. The only reason I'll be able to sleep is because I have 120 pounds of "fuck you" guarding me. (I love my pitbull son)

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[–] [email protected] 27 points 3 months ago (4 children)

did i misread that, or were you shot at because your phone is old?

[–] [email protected] 40 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Apple fanboys are fucking psychos nowadays yea. I had one that spat on me because I had a Xiaomi

OP means somebody tried to rob them and all they had of any value on their body was a 7 year old android phone

[–] [email protected] 26 points 3 months ago

Idk why people try to do stickups anymore. You're gonna make more money lgetting a shovel and some trash bags and boosting lawn grass to sell on craigslist.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 3 months ago

I they just mean someone tried to steal their phone and it's too old to be worth anything.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 3 months ago

I once avoided getting robbed because my phone was old. The wheel weaves as the wheel wills. The lord giveth and taketh

[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 months ago (1 children)

My friend once got mugged and the dude demanded his phone, but his phone was such an old piece of shit the mugger was like "actually never mind just give me all the cash in your wallet".

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago

I'm surprised muggers go for the thing that lets your victim know exactly where you are so often