Diuretic_Materialism

joined 5 months ago
[–] [email protected] 10 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

Should have evolved into a dead rat that functions as an alarm clock

[–] [email protected] 9 points 8 hours ago

What if there was a clown, but instead of telling jokes, he was horny?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 hours ago

I think she's supposed to be kneeling

 

"What? You mean we have to fight an ACTUAL military?!?!?!?"

[–] [email protected] 7 points 16 hours ago (2 children)

Eve I don't really understand that one and I've been here from pretty much day one

[–] [email protected] 31 points 17 hours ago

Maybe Australia shouldn't have been indiscriminately bombing New Zealand then shrug-outta-hecks

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Oh no! How will I find adult friends now deeper-sadness

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 days ago

I'm low-key convinced whoever Saul is posts here.

[–] [email protected] 37 points 2 days ago

Adam Smith: "The Wealth of NATIONS"

Nazis: "NATIONAL Socialism"

This shit is basically linguistic numerology.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Which is weird cuz from my understanding Greece did pretty well under Rome. I was an exchange student in Greece and they literally have monuments there to "beloved Romans" who were viewed as good leaders under Roman administration. Plus there were Roman Emperors who were Greek nerds, Hadrian being the biggest example.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 days ago (3 children)

I mean yeah, medieval scholars read Ancient Greek and Egyptian texts. Romans I think had a weird boner for Troy.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 days ago

This is the truest form of proletariat resistance! All us forklift certified comrades salute you!

 

Damn I feel very good right now.

Like a very good consistent buzz. I could watch a really long boring movie right now and feel totally content.

 

Wanna get drunk in a place that serves synth burgers and is bisexuality lit deeper-sadness

 

thinking-about-it

 

guaido dubois-dance kitsuragi-dance

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"Aw yo you gotta respec women yo. Mao said dat women hold up da ocean, or somethin like that."

 

She was blaring old school gangster rap in the car.

Guess granny used to run those streets gangster-spongebob

 
 

Usually I can manage to decipher these BMF-esk posts but this one got me.

 

deeper-sadness

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What if there was a clown, but instead of telling jokes he appeared in a bad movie

 
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