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[-] [email protected] 52 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Real sex has never been tried

[-] [email protected] 10 points 8 months ago
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[-] [email protected] 44 points 8 months ago

It all depends who you do it with. Sex is dialectical.

[-] [email protected] 19 points 8 months ago

Best take tbh

[-] [email protected] 44 points 8 months ago

where do people work that this needs to be labeled nsfw

[-] [email protected] 33 points 8 months ago

Technically the whole bear site NSFW because I can't have my boss knowing that I'm a communist

[-] [email protected] 32 points 8 months ago

hello i work at the volcel factory

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[-] [email protected] 36 points 8 months ago

If it's done right somewhere between the bottom two corners of course

[-] [email protected] 23 points 8 months ago

Tee-hee you said bottom

[-] [email protected] 34 points 8 months ago

I think the top is actually the synthesis of the left and right, and the left and right are in a dialectical relationship. πŸ€”

[-] [email protected] 24 points 8 months ago

Ooooh tell me more about dialectical relationships

[-] [email protected] 31 points 8 months ago

On the one hand we have sex as a loving, romantic, close relationship. This is in direct contradiction with sex as being violent, animalistic, and egotistical. Yet they are both equally true opposites, the dialect between them is sex. Hence, sex is sex.

[-] [email protected] 31 points 8 months ago

Definitely more towards the bottom left corner than anything else. Honestly, sex is what you make of it.

[-] [email protected] 24 points 8 months ago

Nobody better be MAKING any sex here!

volcel-judge

[-] [email protected] 28 points 8 months ago

Sex is fun but have you ever played video games with a person of your preferred sort and had both a little romantic tension and good teamwork? 10/10

[-] [email protected] 21 points 8 months ago

this is the most perverse thing i've ever read on this site

[-] [email protected] 13 points 8 months ago

ANTI-GAMING POLICE!!!

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[-] [email protected] 25 points 8 months ago
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I'm going to got with "no investigation/experience, no right to talk"

[-] [email protected] 24 points 8 months ago

Idk about all that, but my partner and I just did it minutes ago and came at the same time. Not here to contribute, just wanted to brag. lea-finger-guns

[-] [email protected] 12 points 8 months ago
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[-] [email protected] 23 points 8 months ago

The sex-havers are in there!

volcel-judge Set blasters to full, men!

[-] [email protected] 19 points 8 months ago

You're gonna blast me? Kinky

[-] [email protected] 22 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Fourth corner, sex is illegal volcel-judge volcel-police Volcel Police!!

[-] [email protected] 14 points 8 months ago

The people's VOLCEL VANGUARD are on the scene! PLEASE RESERVE YOUR PRECIOUS BODILY FLUIDS FOR STRATEGIC ACTS OF MASS REVOLUTIONARY CUMMING!!!

volcel-vanguard

[-] [email protected] 21 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

hits blunt It's about categories man, it's ontological bro

Are two people who are comfortable with touch but who don't fuck never going to have full 100 percent closeness with each other? Is sex actually sex without an orgasm? At what amount of friction does it become sex?

Seems like sex isn't just sex, sex is instead what I'm not having

[-] [email protected] 20 points 8 months ago

At what amount of friction does it become sex?

Mormons have entered the chat

[-] [email protected] 13 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

oh shit I brought it upon myself

[-] [email protected] 21 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Basically this, but for fucking

In conclusion, the father is in the son and the son is in the father. Know your roots

[-] [email protected] 15 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Son ... is in ... Father

Is this a USA porn thumbnail title generator?

[-] [email protected] 19 points 8 months ago

i have trauma around all of it so i oscillate to every corner and then some secret unnamed fourth thing (sex is disgusting)

i have the most fun when the dial is down between the bottom corners but that's rare.

[-] [email protected] 16 points 8 months ago

The sex party line

kelly

[-] [email protected] 14 points 8 months ago

Ace/aro, and bottom left is me when it happens. hexbear-aromantic hexbear-asexual

[-] [email protected] 13 points 8 months ago

Sex is incredibly varied in intention and execution and attempts to boil it down inevitably lead to stunted conceptions of consent and desire

[-] [email protected] 13 points 8 months ago

I wish this thread had more /j and /srs

[-] [email protected] 13 points 8 months ago

sex is uncomfortable and a turn-off

[-] [email protected] 10 points 8 months ago

sex is the joke that never gets old, and birth is the punchline

big-cool

[-] [email protected] 12 points 8 months ago

I will just randomly say "69" to my teen coworker and he'll start giggling like a... younger teenager.

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