how is it possible to be this cucked? what's going thru someone's head when they do this? "i'm gonna get so many points from the other trump cultists"? wow what a prize.
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what's going thru someone's head when they do this?
Debris, launched by gale force winds
Yeah, stay and you may die. Run and you’ll live, at least a while. And dying in your beds many years from now, would you be willing to trade all the days from this day to that for one chance, just one chance to come back here and tell the demoncrats that the 'cane may take our lives, but it’ll never take our freedom!
- Mel Gibson with war paint face voice...
Bit idea: Maga white nationalist dipshit ends up in Valhalla, upset that the people there groom themselves, bathe, use perfumes, aren't Christian OR Zionists (they have no idea why the Eastern Roman Empire has to be divided like that) are gay and don't speak English. It becomes his personal hell.
He opens the door to the Great Hall. "I AM HERE! MY NAME IS MIKE AND I DIED FOR TRUMP!" Mike is a confused and then bewildered when people stare, snicker, laugh, and speak to each other in foreign languages. He can't even get something good to eat. He thinks everybody is a moron because they don't know what "I want an overdone steak with ketchup," means.
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Anyway
This is some cult like behavior
Something something about bad country children drown trying to save a picture of Dear Leader something something cult of personality.
If my some hellish miracle he survives, dude will be an undeniably entertaining circuit.
"Hurricane swept me to heaven, where white Jesus and Kevin Sorbo told me to vote for Trump harder"
"Sir, Kevin Sorbo isn't dead, and I think you have a brain injury"
"And heaven is hot as fuck, fire and brimstone everywhere, and little red guys were so excited to see me they were poking me with forks"
"Sir this is a FEMA camp"
"Fuck you guys, I hate you and if I had my gun I would be shooting you dead, can I have some food and water?"
Well, let's hope he died
I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:
a brave act of defiance against the democrat-manufactured hurricane 
I wasn’t aware of this “democrats control the weather” conspiracy theory until a “moderate”, Never Trump conservative in a group chat started with “I’m not saying the Biden admin is definitely controlling the weather, but…”
“I’m not saying the Biden admin is definitely controlling the weather, but…”
Honestly this is the logical conclusion of so-called liberal democracy. Crazy nonsense like this.
Say what you will but no one would ever do this for kamala
Dude exactly that's what I think Iv and others were getting at i think yesterday when i mentioned she was an empty pantsuit in 2020, she has negative charisma and inspires literally no one, she's a less competent Hillary Clinton who has somehow stumbled her way into this election
Idk fam I think PugJesus would gladly 😂
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There's a significant chance that that chud is trying to scream "FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT" into the wind. 
After further inspection it appears it was "WHITE WHITE WHITE" but good guess
I guess it's corny to say - but imagine if abandoned his Trump insanity and instead used his crazy zeal for a constructive, positive purpose.
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I wouldn't even do this for Fidel Castro 
furiously looks for a live stream
A joke in very bad taste
Maybe it's a dead stream.
Probably on LiveLeak then
It's definitely a gulf stream if nothing else.
lmao
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I will never understand what Trump did to earn such ~~un~~dying devotion from his acolytes
Made the libs mad
no more half measures walter
Trump would 100% be the walking dude in the stand and this deranged guy would be the trashcan man.
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I really thought when Obama was president he was going to remain the most cult-like figure of American politics of my lifetime. Yet as early as 2016 - of course - I was proven to be 100% wrong. Obama merely had a rock star level of popularity. But it was clear to me after Trump's inauguration in 2017 that he wasn't a politician in the mind of his base. He had become a cult leader to millions. And over time - his hold on them as only gotten stronger.
Before Trump - a wacko with a flag on a pier during a storm that could injure him or kill him and send his body out to sea would have only appeared in The Onion or in a meme like a guy with a shotgun who's gonna shoot at the hurricane. Yet he we are and it's real. I wonder what happened to the guy. Is he on land and in a safer situation? Or did he fall into the drink perhaps never to be seen again?
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