I think every presidential candidate should be obligated to get publicly wasted at least once, and have how they react to alcohol broadcasted on live TV.
(Excluding alcoholics who want to stay sober)
this post was submitted on 09 Oct 2024
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"This is what happens when I drink beer."
Do liberals actually believe that? I'm certain she's Hillary 2.0 and everything is planned down to the semicolon; If any.
Ah, yes, I, too, get a little messy when I... Checks notes... Drink a few sips of 4.5% abv beer 
Shit that's 2% higher than I thought it was
High Life is a lot of things but it's not Mormon Beer
I just always underestimate light beer %
They can creep up on you. I remember having pool night with some buddies and we were pounding pitchers of coors light. And I was more of a cocktail guy. I stepped for a cigarette and it hit me. I was way over my limit.
Colbert is such a loser
That's not very Skibidi Biden of you
He accidentally made a bunch of right wing shitheads think their shtick was funny because he was lampooning them and they didn't get the joke.
It was a very dark moment
I hate when people act like certain kinds of alcohol give them a license to be shitty. "Oh I'm sorry it's Tequila that makes me do that." No it's the alcohol in the fucking Tequila, don't act like if it was Bourbon you'd be sophisticated. You picked a fight and then pissed yourself while I tried to buy you an Uber because I was at the limit of what I can handle.
This also unecessarily pisses me off too much. Every time I hear someone say that whiskey makes them particularly worse, I want to scream
Drink less volume because percentage is higher. If that's not possible, that's not Whiskey's fault, you're just not able to control yourself and should adjust your habits (of course I'm not speaking about alcoholism, that's different. This is people who drink socially but turn to assholes)
Tequila made me crash my car in the canal
Slurring my speech after drinking two-thirds of an O'Doul's
didn't they get hillary to do this too?
If liberalism was a beer 
Sure, this strategy of trying to humanise a monstrous, uncharismatic ghoul via focus group testing failed horribly with Hillary Clinton, but I'm sure it'll work out great this time and certainly doesn't come across as condescending and incredibly fake and out of touch.
Second time farce
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Holy shit. If this is true and she's a Miller High Life drinker, she should win all 50 states. There is no better summer day than a bucket of High Life ponies on ice. To me, it is one of life's great luxuries. I was already a Harris fan, but I guess now I'm in the hive or whatever.
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While I usually fancy myself a PBR hipster, MHL is a perfect summer vibe. She gets it.
I have to assume those are bots.
I don't think Kamala posts need astroturfing there.
Bluesky. A place for libs.™
Nah, I meant for MHL. 
also, it's october. not exactly "relax outside with a cold beer" season.
Yeah, it's much too hot these days.
its supposed to be over 80 degrees out this week in chicago, more like 90 if you go 1 or 2 states
plus cold beer around the campfire is also great
PBR and MHL are both disgusting, so it makes sense hipster Harris supporters drink both. I bet that person thinks knowing the names of two overly bitter IPAs makes them a sommelier.
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I can smell the desperation from here
The smell... You know that gasoline smell? The whole studio. Smelled like... victory. Someday this war's gonna end.
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She really is like your drunk catty aunt, isn't she? Her being so uncharismatic and bad at maintaining a politician's aloof persona would almost be charming if she wasn't a power hungry psycho happy to sanction evil if it means she can grab a little more for herself.
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Kamala Harris: The "champagne" of genocidal maniacs.
Oh shit, she's really unleashing her Dark Klanmala now... 
DAE alcohol? LMAO
Did she squirt an entire bottle of rubbing alcohol into her beer to show the voters how punk she is or had she simply had one beer with every public appearance and statement that day? If she really cannot handle one beer without it completely changing her behavior she should ask Nancy Pelosi to coach her. There's a lady who would have replaced that beer with an equal amount of pure grain alcohol and then started acting normal.
It's synergy with the Xanax
Remember when Obama was the "candidate you can drink a beer with"? She's trying to improve her likability figures.
No one announces "This is what it looks like when I drink a beer." She is so inauthentic. 
Hillary tried that and it ended up horribly
Hilary lost the entire Midwest with this beer pour
A lot of Dems seem to try too hard replicating Obama. It’s like those Hollywood execs who see an archetype popular with an audience and then obnoxiously try to create more of the same with actors who can’t pull it off.
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Budweiser confidently renaming their beer to Sex
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This is what happens when I drink beer
https://watson.brown.edu/costsofwar/papers/2024/USspendingIsrael
That woman has never drunk a Duff in her life
George Bush was the kind of guy voters would like to have a beer with. It kind of worked for him, possibly. K-dolf is probably not committed enough to the "I'm just an average moron" image that Bush had for it to work for her.
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