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[-] [email protected] 92 points 8 months ago

"This is what happens when I drink beer."

Do liberals actually believe that? I'm certain she's Hillary 2.0 and everything is planned down to the semicolon; If any.

[-] [email protected] 83 points 8 months ago

Ah, yes, I, too, get a little messy when I... Checks notes... Drink a few sips of 4.5% abv beer smuglord

[-] [email protected] 42 points 8 months ago

Shit that's 2% higher than I thought it was

[-] [email protected] 34 points 8 months ago

High Life is a lot of things but it's not Mormon Beer

[-] [email protected] 21 points 8 months ago

I just always underestimate light beer %

[-] [email protected] 24 points 8 months ago

They can creep up on you. I remember having pool night with some buddies and we were pounding pitchers of coors light. And I was more of a cocktail guy. I stepped for a cigarette and it hit me. I was way over my limit.

[-] [email protected] 28 points 8 months ago

Nobody acts differently on one beer.

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[-] [email protected] 54 points 8 months ago

That's not very Skibidi Biden of you

[-] [email protected] 32 points 8 months ago

He accidentally made a bunch of right wing shitheads think their shtick was funny because he was lampooning them and they didn't get the joke.

It was a very dark moment

[-] [email protected] 58 points 8 months ago

I hate when people act like certain kinds of alcohol give them a license to be shitty. "Oh I'm sorry it's Tequila that makes me do that." No it's the alcohol in the fucking Tequila, don't act like if it was Bourbon you'd be sophisticated. You picked a fight and then pissed yourself while I tried to buy you an Uber because I was at the limit of what I can handle.

[-] [email protected] 19 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

This also unecessarily pisses me off too much. Every time I hear someone say that whiskey makes them particularly worse, I want to scream screm-a

Drink less volume because percentage is higher. If that's not possible, that's not Whiskey's fault, you're just not able to control yourself and should adjust your habits (of course I'm not speaking about alcoholism, that's different. This is people who drink socially but turn to assholes)

[-] [email protected] 10 points 8 months ago

tequila-sunset Tequila made me crash my car in the canal

[-] [email protected] 56 points 8 months ago

Slurring my speech after drinking two-thirds of an O'Doul's

[-] [email protected] 45 points 8 months ago

didn't they get hillary to do this too?

[-] [email protected] 55 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

If liberalism was a beer socialism-beer

[-] [email protected] 41 points 8 months ago

I can smell the desperation from here

[-] [email protected] 17 points 8 months ago

The smell... You know that gasoline smell? The whole studio. Smelled like... victory. Someday this war's gonna end.

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[-] [email protected] 41 points 8 months ago

Holy shit. If this is true and she's a Miller High Life drinker, she should win all 50 states. There is no better summer day than a bucket of High Life ponies on ice. To me, it is one of life's great luxuries. I was already a Harris fan, but I guess now I'm in the hive or whatever.

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While I usually fancy myself a PBR hipster, MHL is a perfect summer vibe. She gets it.

[-] [email protected] 40 points 8 months ago

I have to assume those are bots.

[-] [email protected] 34 points 8 months ago

I don't think Kamala posts need astroturfing there.

Bluesky. A place for libs.™

[-] [email protected] 21 points 8 months ago

Nah, I meant for MHL. data-laughing

[-] [email protected] 34 points 8 months ago

also, it's october. not exactly "relax outside with a cold beer" season.

[-] [email protected] 41 points 8 months ago

Yeah, it's much too hot these days.

[-] [email protected] 29 points 8 months ago

It's the champagne of beers

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[-] [email protected] 18 points 8 months ago

PBR and MHL are both disgusting, so it makes sense hipster Harris supporters drink both. I bet that person thinks knowing the names of two overly bitter IPAs makes them a sommelier.

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[-] [email protected] 34 points 8 months ago

She really is like your drunk catty aunt, isn't she? Her being so uncharismatic and bad at maintaining a politician's aloof persona would almost be charming if she wasn't a power hungry psycho happy to sanction evil if it means she can grab a little more for herself.

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[-] [email protected] 33 points 8 months ago

Kamala Harris: The "champagne" of genocidal maniacs.

[-] [email protected] 33 points 8 months ago

Oh shit, she's really unleashing her Dark Klanmala now... john-agony DAE alcohol? LMAO

[-] [email protected] 32 points 8 months ago

Did she squirt an entire bottle of rubbing alcohol into her beer to show the voters how punk she is or had she simply had one beer with every public appearance and statement that day? If she really cannot handle one beer without it completely changing her behavior she should ask Nancy Pelosi to coach her. There's a lady who would have replaced that beer with an equal amount of pure grain alcohol and then started acting normal.

[-] [email protected] 29 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Remember when Obama was the "candidate you can drink a beer with"? She's trying to improve her likability figures.

No one announces "This is what it looks like when I drink a beer." She is so inauthentic. cedar-rapids Hillary tried that and it ended up horribly socialism-beer

[-] [email protected] 22 points 8 months ago

Hilary lost the entire Midwest with this beer pour

[-] [email protected] 16 points 8 months ago

A lot of Dems seem to try too hard replicating Obama. It’s like those Hollywood execs who see an archetype popular with an audience and then obnoxiously try to create more of the same with actors who can’t pull it off.

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[-] [email protected] 26 points 8 months ago

Budweiser confidently renaming their beer to Sex

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That woman has never drunk a Duff in her life

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[-] [email protected] 18 points 8 months ago

George Bush was the kind of guy voters would like to have a beer with. It kind of worked for him, possibly. K-dolf is probably not committed enough to the "I'm just an average moron" image that Bush had for it to work for her.

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