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I can't tell if he was trying to own Trump or if he actually forgot his name for a second.

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[–] [email protected] 54 points 2 months ago (3 children)

biden-troll When your party pulls the plug on your reelection bid but decides to let you keep sundowning in office.

[–] [email protected] 31 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Probably want Kamala to have all the time to campaign

[–] [email protected] 28 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Because she'd be tied up with all of the important things he's doing? berdly-smug

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Do you have any idea how busy she is as the chief of Hexbear's volcel-police top-cop

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

The VOLCEL POLICE are on the scene! PLEASE KEEP YOUR VITAL ESSENCES TO YOURSELVES AT ALL TIMES.

نحن شرطة VolCel.بناءا على تعليمات الهيئة لترويج لألعاب الفيديو و النهي عن الجنس نرجوا الإبتعاد عن أي أفكار جنسية و الحفاظ على حيواناتكم المنويَّة حتى يوم الحساب. اتقوا الله، إنك لا تراه لكنه يراك.

volcel-police

[–] [email protected] 27 points 2 months ago (1 children)

They can't do the Nuremberg defense for Kkkamala supporting genocide if she's the president. She would actually have to take stances on things.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I think this is a huge part of it. Tons of libs out their doing a "well look, she's only the VP, she can't actually stop Biden from supporting Israel," rhetorical move which is much harder if she personally supports Israel directly for 3 months leading up to the election.

Of course she's got her staff saying she'll never ever do an arms embargo but those are words/promises, which maybe are easier to sweep under the rug?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

I had libs to try to tell me that her personal NatSec advisor, who has been with her since her 2020 campaign and who came out and said she does not support an arms embargo, did not actually represent her and instead worked the White House and doesn't represent her campaign.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 2 months ago (1 children)

It would make him feel bad to be forced out for having dementia.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago

And think of whoever would have to tell him the bad news every morning

[–] [email protected] 48 points 2 months ago (1 children)

This is Biden's United States of WHATEVER! kelly

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 months ago

Shit now that songs gonna be in in my head for a week

[–] [email protected] 42 points 2 months ago (4 children)

Forget drawing a clock or any other testing, I want to see Biden say "she sells seashells by the sea shore" in a normal cadence.

Not even as fast as possible, just in a normal cadence

[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 months ago

he's gonna get to the second 'sea' and think he's back at the start again, he'll be stuck recursing forever

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 months ago

i would honestly fuck up two words in even in a normal cadence leave us ALONE maddened

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago

"She sells she shells she shells she shells she sh-knows what it's like to be dead?"

[–] [email protected] 41 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Nobody can tell if he’s making a joke or if he actually forgot trumps name

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago

I like to think his advisors wrote it as a joke, he read it and thought “wait… his name is Donald Dump? What the hell” and never asked for clarification before the speech

[–] [email protected] 34 points 2 months ago (1 children)

okay come on now this is absolutely a biden W, Donald Dump is a banger thicc-trump

[–] [email protected] 26 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I mean, it's a good dunk, but it looks like a good dunk that he came up with on the fly after actually forgetting his name for a second.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 months ago (2 children)

It's a Garbage Pail Kids gag from 20 years ago.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 months ago

it's camp

and besides, it's all in the delivery

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Tho if Biden busted out a trapper keeper full of garbage pail kids id fuckin write his name in come November

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago

Best I can do is a Cool S. dem

[–] [email protected] 31 points 2 months ago

Donald Dump Truck thicc-trump

[–] [email protected] 31 points 2 months ago

DONALD DUMP!!!! GOTTEMMMM!!!!

agony-shivering

[–] [email protected] 27 points 2 months ago (1 children)

this truly is a brat summer

[–] [email protected] 26 points 2 months ago

The guy we’re running against.

Definitely a good idea to pin the guy so unpopular he had to drop out to the campaign of his replacement.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

he totally forgot his name, but way to save face by turning it into an insult a 5 year old would make

[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Where was funny Biden the last number of decades. Only funny thing he's ever said on purpose.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 2 months ago

I liked his answer to "how many genders are there" being "at least three" and when he declined an interview with the BBC by saying he's Irish

[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

That better be the last time, uh.... Ridin' speaks biden-horror

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 months ago

fuckin got em