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[-] [email protected] 83 points 1 year ago

He was posting about being a victim of cancel culture because organizers keep cancelling his concerts when they find out his background. Funny dude

[-] [email protected] 61 points 1 year ago

Let's be honest, the venues are worried about a bunch of kids coming in and chanting stuff about how he should've used a bigger gun.

[-] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

It's me I'm kids

[-] [email protected] 53 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I was gonna say he should just change his name and then no one would ever find anything if they look him up, but actually I think he's not allowed to do that, right? I think he's only free because he's got a bunch of restrictions on what sort of things he's allowed to do

[-] [email protected] 63 points 1 year ago

Restriction 1: No assassinations.

sicko-wistful

[-] [email protected] 41 points 1 year ago

Hopefully he's abandoned his nazi ways.

[-] [email protected] 22 points 1 year ago

He seems to have chilled out but you can't really judge someone's personality from twitter so shrug-outta-hecks

[-] [email protected] 19 points 1 year ago

Well, having a Twitter isn't a good start. data-laughing

[-] [email protected] 35 points 1 year ago

I mean he's possibly like the only actual victim of cancel culture because he just can't get any venues to play at

[-] [email protected] 75 points 1 year ago

i wish someone would've wanted to kill reagan for me trans-sad

there was that one hero who robbed a bank so his trans-gf could get surgeries transshork-happy that's also pretty cool

[-] [email protected] 26 points 1 year ago

That story's false. He was abusive and talked at her funeral about how much he thought of her as a man and didn't want her to transition- in particular, didn't want her to get surgery.

The heist was probably to cover his debts to the mob

[-] [email protected] 25 points 1 year ago

welp fuck that guy then gulag

[-] [email protected] 23 points 1 year ago

I thought that guy was a weird abusive freak, and Dog Day Afternoon was romanticising the shit out of their relationship?

[-] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

dog day afternoon is great tho, its a pretty inspiring film, even if it's a lie

[-] [email protected] 54 points 1 year ago
[-] [email protected] 60 points 1 year ago

And it sounds like the right lesson to learn! "Don't creep on celebrities because you've formed a parasocial relationship with them."

Hopefully he didn't learn "It's bad to shoot leaders who totally deserve it." We need Hinckley in 2024, regardless of who wins (unless it's Afroman, somehow.)

[-] [email protected] 38 points 1 year ago

Parasocialism 07

[-] [email protected] 28 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

The Virgin Hinckley vs the Chad inexorable march of time

Edit: jk these demons are immortal

[-] [email protected] 29 points 1 year ago
[-] [email protected] 27 points 1 year ago

Lol

I wish we had the John McCain spaghetti one

[-] [email protected] 42 points 1 year ago
[-] [email protected] 27 points 1 year ago

Oh god I can't laugh right now! I got estrogen in my upper lip!

[-] [email protected] 25 points 1 year ago

The joy the waiter has really sells it.

[-] [email protected] 51 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Killing Ronald Reagan is the least I could for my pookie

[-] [email protected] 45 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Subject matter expert

[-] [email protected] 42 points 1 year ago

do pictures exist of her not looking bored/emotionless/unimpressed?

[-] [email protected] 67 points 1 year ago

i think part of celebrity media training for red carpet / promo photo ops involves conditioning facial expressions to consistently hold something like "neutral/pleasant" because the photos are constantly snapping and any photo looking sufficiently weird is gonna be the one in tabloids for "REHAB RUMORS" headlines.

and she's one of those people with eyelids partially closed when at rest. i am also one of those people. i lack media training, so candid photos of me look like i'm disgusted, while photos where i open my eyes and try to smile look like the arrest photo for a guy who was caught sleeping in a stolen cop car with a trunk full of partially cannibalized policemen.

[-] [email protected] 41 points 1 year ago

caught sleeping in a stolen cop car with a trunk full of partially cannibalized policemen.

critical support

[-] [email protected] 19 points 1 year ago

I’m gonna swoon

[-] [email protected] 31 points 1 year ago

Some of us just have resting -_- face

[-] [email protected] 38 points 1 year ago

yeah, but her yabbos

[-] [email protected] 37 points 1 year ago
[-] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago

Holy shit, he won

[-] [email protected] 31 points 1 year ago

character development

[-] [email protected] 30 points 1 year ago
[-] [email protected] 50 points 1 year ago

She is single handedly destroying woke by laughing with tig ol biddies.

[-] [email protected] 47 points 1 year ago

cereal2 No! That was load bearing woke!

[-] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago

Our entire movement will be eepy!! sleepi

[-] [email protected] 24 points 1 year ago

Shit I thought I was the one doing that. Am I Sidney Sweeney?

[-] [email protected] 21 points 1 year ago

We are all Sidney Sweeney in our hearts.

[-] [email protected] 37 points 1 year ago

An actress chuds are creeping over because they think awooga destroys wokeness or something

[-] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

The left's only weakness: big boobas

[-] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

Crushed by humungous hungolomghnonoloughongous

[-] [email protected] 28 points 1 year ago

Wait, did someone go out of their way to contact Hinckley just to ask him about Sweeney's boba?

[-] [email protected] 25 points 1 year ago

I consult him on every important issue, like a modern day Oracle of Delphi

[-] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago

to be clear this is satire

[-] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

AHAHAHAH HISTORICAL LEVEL POSTING

[-] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

Damn, could John Hinckley be more mentally stable than me?

But what if ... what if I were to shoot the man who shot Reagan to impress my beloved, big blonde booba Sydney? Oh my, yes, that would turn the tables!

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