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[–] [email protected] 107 points 1 year ago

When I'm in a "shoot teens in their knees" contest and my opponent is Bibi's nephew squidward-nervous

[–] [email protected] 95 points 1 year ago (2 children)

The Dangerous Sniper and his spotter Death Guy along with their team leader Mister Kill.

[–] [email protected] 72 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Fuck me did Kojima name these fuckers

[–] [email protected] 53 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Hot Coldman is a more creative name than Dangerous Sniper

[–] [email protected] 54 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Die Hardman lives rent-free in my head, as Mao intended

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[–] [email protected] 73 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (4 children)

What do you expect when someone is just nicknamed "the dangerous sniper"?

'Watch out! It's good shooter! Uh oh, and here comes accurate shot!'

[–] [email protected] 42 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Playstation Simple 2000 series ass sounding FPS game name.

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[–] [email protected] 31 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Fr that name strikes me as something translated from an Asian language where it sounds much cooler

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[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 year ago

They call me... soli- no. Soft. Sna-... cock. That's right Soft Cock. (Fuck!)

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[–] [email protected] 72 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

1000% he gave himself that nickname, and people had to go along with it because he was the boss's nephew

[–] [email protected] 49 points 1 year ago (1 children)

In IDF service my nickname was "nervous machine gun man". I had most friendly fire kills in my class.

[–] [email protected] 39 points 1 year ago

"aw oops fuck my bad guys"

[–] [email protected] 62 points 1 year ago (4 children)

Even their lame code names are getting lamer. Not going to call him the "Sniping Avenger" or "Lone Wolf Sharpshooter" or "Shadow Reaper" or something? "Dangerous Sniper" is the lamest shit I've heard.

[–] [email protected] 32 points 1 year ago

i might've gone with Nimrod

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[–] [email protected] 59 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

He got killed in a cartoon skit where an IDF soldier warned his unit of Hamas presence by yelling "Dangerous, Sniper!" and Netanyahu lifted his head up out of cover and asked "Yes?", and you cannot tell me otherwise

[–] [email protected] 33 points 1 year ago

Rookie mistake, he was also wearing his ghillie suit inside out, which instead of adding +5 to your stealth modifier, is bright orange and neon green, which gives a -5 to stealth instead.

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[–] [email protected] 52 points 1 year ago (1 children)

trump-who-must-go folks, i prefer the snipers that don't get got

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[–] [email protected] 52 points 1 year ago (2 children)

good, fuck a fascist, and fuck a sniper, and double fuck a fascist sniper, and triple probation fuck the nephew of that philadephafuck netanyahu

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[–] [email protected] 51 points 1 year ago (1 children)

"dangerous sniper"

MD Geist-ass name

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[–] [email protected] 50 points 1 year ago (4 children)

Metal Gear 1 tier codename for a boss whos gimmick is just he shoots from offscreen and you just run up and punch him once to win.

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[–] [email protected] 50 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (3 children)

Snipers are such cowards, especially in occupation/colonislist armies and armed forces. The fighter jet pilots of the infantry world. Oh let me just invade someone's country, kill a guy in cold blood from a kilometre away with my high tech rifle, and retreat before the enemy calls a mortar strike on my position.

Snipers defending their homeland, country or territory are the only good ones. And those that sniped the Nazis.

[–] [email protected] 64 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 year ago

Shout-out to Juba as well, they'll never get a suitable emote because they were never identified (it may have even been multiple people).

[–] [email protected] 61 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

to some extent bravery and effective warfare are at odds with one another. rarely is it strategic to die gloriously. it's a good lesson for insurrectionists frankly.

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[–] [email protected] 49 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 48 points 1 year ago

It was a tactical mistake putting him on the same team as "the livestreamer sniper", "the plays music off a loudspeaker in combat sniper" and "the day drunk sniper"

[–] [email protected] 48 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Maybe I've just lost the plot here, but how the hell is "the dangerous sniper" considered a nickname for a sniper? Fascism truly is the death of figurative language.

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[–] [email protected] 44 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)
[–] [email protected] 42 points 1 year ago

nicknamed "deadly sniper"

it's a little bit harder when they're not peaceful protestors or medics or press isn't it crab-party crab-party crab-party crab-party crab-party crab-party crab-party crab-party

[–] [email protected] 41 points 1 year ago

RIPpin' my vape cuz ur dead bozo

[–] [email protected] 39 points 1 year ago

This actually brings the total to two! Yoni Netanyahu was merc’d by a Ugandan at Entebbe in 1973.

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[–] [email protected] 38 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Damn, that guy alone gotta add another 2-3 9/11s

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[–] [email protected] 37 points 1 year ago

Hamas's new cringe nickname-seeking weapons technology might unironically pose a threat to the entire US military.

[–] [email protected] 36 points 1 year ago (2 children)

"He's a Dangerous Sniper with a body count of over 200, and only a third were stray cats."

[–] [email protected] 32 points 1 year ago

This weapon can take off an underage peaceful protester's kneecap at over 1000 yards

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[–] [email protected] 35 points 1 year ago

I'm getting word here that the Dangerous Sniper was saved by the Ghost of Kyiv.

[–] [email protected] 35 points 1 year ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 34 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Wait so both his son AND nephew are named Yair?

Anyway, whatever, TFU.

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[–] [email protected] 33 points 1 year ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 32 points 1 year ago

Netanyayeeted straight to hell

[–] [email protected] 31 points 1 year ago

nice nickname deadass

[–] [email protected] 31 points 1 year ago

Unfortunately, IDF soldier the "doesn't get KIA sniper", Yair Netangoogle is still at large.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 year ago

Not very dangerous anymore

[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Nicknamed the 'dangerous sniper'

Were his comrades in arms Gunhaver, Reinforcements, and/or Reynold?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S0n5ft-geXc

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