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[-] [email protected] 107 points 2 years ago

When I'm in a "shoot teens in their knees" contest and my opponent is Bibi's nephew squidward-nervous

[-] [email protected] 95 points 2 years ago

The Dangerous Sniper and his spotter Death Guy along with their team leader Mister Kill.

[-] [email protected] 72 points 2 years ago

Fuck me did Kojima name these fuckers

[-] [email protected] 53 points 2 years ago

Hot Coldman is a more creative name than Dangerous Sniper

[-] [email protected] 54 points 2 years ago

Die Hardman lives rent-free in my head, as Mao intended

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[-] [email protected] 73 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

What do you expect when someone is just nicknamed "the dangerous sniper"?

'Watch out! It's good shooter! Uh oh, and here comes accurate shot!'

[-] [email protected] 42 points 2 years ago

Playstation Simple 2000 series ass sounding FPS game name.

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[-] [email protected] 31 points 2 years ago

Fr that name strikes me as something translated from an Asian language where it sounds much cooler

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[-] [email protected] 27 points 2 years ago

They call me... soli- no. Soft. Sna-... cock. That's right Soft Cock. (Fuck!)

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[-] [email protected] 72 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

1000% he gave himself that nickname, and people had to go along with it because he was the boss's nephew

[-] [email protected] 49 points 2 years ago

In IDF service my nickname was "nervous machine gun man". I had most friendly fire kills in my class.

[-] [email protected] 39 points 2 years ago

"aw oops fuck my bad guys"

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[-] [email protected] 52 points 2 years ago

trump-who-must-go folks, i prefer the snipers that don't get got

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[-] [email protected] 52 points 2 years ago

good, fuck a fascist, and fuck a sniper, and double fuck a fascist sniper, and triple probation fuck the nephew of that philadephafuck netanyahu

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[-] [email protected] 51 points 2 years ago

"dangerous sniper"

MD Geist-ass name

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[-] [email protected] 50 points 2 years ago

Metal Gear 1 tier codename for a boss whos gimmick is just he shoots from offscreen and you just run up and punch him once to win.

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[-] [email protected] 50 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Snipers are such cowards, especially in occupation/colonislist armies and armed forces. The fighter jet pilots of the infantry world. Oh let me just invade someone's country, kill a guy in cold blood from a kilometre away with my high tech rifle, and retreat before the enemy calls a mortar strike on my position.

Snipers defending their homeland, country or territory are the only good ones. And those that sniped the Nazis.

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[-] [email protected] 29 points 2 years ago

Shout-out to Juba as well, they'll never get a suitable emote because they were never identified (it may have even been multiple people).

[-] [email protected] 61 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

to some extent bravery and effective warfare are at odds with one another. rarely is it strategic to die gloriously. it's a good lesson for insurrectionists frankly.

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Maybe I've just lost the plot here, but how the hell is "the dangerous sniper" considered a nickname for a sniper? Fascism truly is the death of figurative language.

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[-] [email protected] 48 points 2 years ago

It was a tactical mistake putting him on the same team as "the livestreamer sniper", "the plays music off a loudspeaker in combat sniper" and "the day drunk sniper"

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[-] [email protected] 42 points 2 years ago

nicknamed "deadly sniper"

it's a little bit harder when they're not peaceful protestors or medics or press isn't it crab-party crab-party crab-party crab-party crab-party crab-party crab-party crab-party

[-] [email protected] 41 points 2 years ago

RIPpin' my vape cuz ur dead bozo

[-] [email protected] 39 points 2 years ago

This actually brings the total to two! Yoni Netanyahu was merc’d by a Ugandan at Entebbe in 1973.

[-] [email protected] 38 points 2 years ago
[-] [email protected] 38 points 2 years ago

Damn, that guy alone gotta add another 2-3 9/11s

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[-] [email protected] 37 points 2 years ago

Hamas's new cringe nickname-seeking weapons technology might unironically pose a threat to the entire US military.

[-] [email protected] 36 points 2 years ago

"He's a Dangerous Sniper with a body count of over 200, and only a third were stray cats."

[-] [email protected] 32 points 2 years ago

This weapon can take off an underage peaceful protester's kneecap at over 1000 yards

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[-] [email protected] 35 points 2 years ago

I'm getting word here that the Dangerous Sniper was saved by the Ghost of Kyiv.

[-] [email protected] 35 points 2 years ago
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[-] [email protected] 34 points 2 years ago

Wait so both his son AND nephew are named Yair?

Anyway, whatever, TFU.

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[-] [email protected] 33 points 2 years ago
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[-] [email protected] 32 points 2 years ago

Netanyayeeted straight to hell

[-] [email protected] 31 points 2 years ago

nice nickname deadass

[-] [email protected] 31 points 2 years ago

Unfortunately, IDF soldier the "doesn't get KIA sniper", Yair Netangoogle is still at large.

[-] [email protected] 29 points 2 years ago

Not very dangerous anymore

[-] [email protected] 28 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Nicknamed the 'dangerous sniper'

Were his comrades in arms Gunhaver, Reinforcements, and/or Reynold?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S0n5ft-geXc

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