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[–] [email protected] 126 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

The best part of sticking her with the nickname Eve Fartlow is that she can't complain about it without sounding ridiculous

[–] [email protected] 100 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

It's so fucking juvenile and stupid that even being mad about it sounds absurd. Honestly the perfect nickname for bullying.

[–] [email protected] 78 points 11 months ago

It's like having a Twitter feud with a 4 year old and losing

[–] [email protected] 118 points 11 months ago (3 children)

No one cared who I was until I reverberated the ass.

[–] [email protected] 64 points 11 months ago (1 children)

If I pull that finger, will you die?

[–] [email protected] 56 points 11 months ago

it would be extremely stinky... for you

[–] [email protected] 41 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

:michael-laugh:

[–] [email protected] 39 points 11 months ago

You're laughing. People are making fart jokes at the Zionist and you're laughing.

[–] [email protected] 105 points 11 months ago (1 children)

they fart low, we fart high

[–] [email protected] 35 points 11 months ago

I like to squat when I fart so I fart low unfortunately

[–] [email protected] 98 points 11 months ago (1 children)

She's still bent out of shape over Fartlow.

[–] [email protected] 110 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Might be the most successful insult since that guy calling Brett Stephens a bedbug.

[–] [email protected] 62 points 11 months ago

The beadbug tweet got the literal president of the US involved, lmao. The Chapo segment on that situation was also great.

[–] [email protected] 37 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Rofl thank you for reminding me of this. A fucking bedbug

I bet he's been frothingfash this whole month.

Rofl this parody account still exists https://x.com/BretStephen_NYT

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R3XokuiujY8 chapo bit on it with matt felix virgil

[–] [email protected] 98 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 30 points 11 months ago

Another Slammer classic.

[–] [email protected] 87 points 11 months ago (2 children)

I never backed down.

But...

Who can reply?

Accounts @Eve_Barlow follows or mentioned can reply

[–] [email protected] 64 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Not backing down, not owned, not shrinking into a corncob

[–] [email protected] 31 points 11 months ago

Cob Fartlow?

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[–] [email protected] 85 points 11 months ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 85 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I forgot that her actual last name isn't Fartlow michael-laugh

[–] [email protected] 29 points 11 months ago

lmao yeah I was like who is this person name rings a bell but looks off.

[–] [email protected] 70 points 11 months ago

I was advocating to graduate her to a more wounding insult, like Eva Braunlow, assuming this had stopped hurting her.

Dr Moreau crossed this woman with a goddamn glass frog.

[–] [email protected] 58 points 11 months ago

absolutely what she was called in high school

[–] [email protected] 56 points 11 months ago

You chose to eat beans. But I was born farting, molded by it.

[–] [email protected] 55 points 11 months ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 54 points 11 months ago (2 children)

IDK who this is but I'm curious on the factual nature of the allegedly fake incriminating tweets lmao

[–] [email protected] 56 points 11 months ago (4 children)
[–] [email protected] 44 points 11 months ago (3 children)

Latino butt heat

my stomach hurts and I think I need to lie down

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[–] [email protected] 55 points 11 months ago

She's the most hilarious, ridiculous Zionist. She's the origin of the free-palestine meme. Truly deranged and unserious.

[–] [email protected] 54 points 11 months ago

They fart low, we fart high!

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[–] [email protected] 49 points 11 months ago (3 children)

Whenver I am reminded of Fartlow I remember Seth Rogen tweeting 💨 at her and then I imagine him doing his peculiar laugh to himself

[–] [email protected] 33 points 11 months ago (1 children)

And zionists said he had "internalized antisemitism" or some shit

[–] [email protected] 32 points 11 months ago

I remember one person said "you literally posted the gas chamber emoji"

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[–] [email protected] 49 points 11 months ago (2 children)

You all think she genuinely feels persecuted or she is aware of how ridiculous her victim complex is? I cannot tell at all

[–] [email protected] 40 points 11 months ago (1 children)

People lacking perspective still feel the same level of suffering and discomfort that anyone else feels, their threshold for what is "suffering" is just far, far lower than what most people would consider acceptable.

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[–] [email protected] 46 points 11 months ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 44 points 11 months ago

Thats a great tweet.

[–] [email protected] 43 points 11 months ago

Maybe if you weren't such a stink butt we wouldn't call you Eve Fartlow susie-laugh

[–] [email protected] 40 points 11 months ago

TAGLINE

TAGLINE ALERT

[–] [email protected] 38 points 11 months ago (1 children)

So I can remember being peripherally aware of the fartlow saga, like I remember that she was a hardcore 'lock necklace' Zionist and might have said something transphobic, but anyone care to catch me up on/remind me how it all started? It's all lore I was to busy for at the time

[–] [email protected] 37 points 11 months ago (5 children)

lock necklace' Zionist

What is this? Is it some awful reference to Palestinian house keys?

[–] [email protected] 42 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (2 children)

yes, in 1948 when they were driven out many Palestinians brought their house keys, expecting to return. those keys have been passed down as heirlooms and symbols, often worn as necklaces. so it's a really disgusting cynical way for Zionists to mock the Nakba

https://twitter.com/showusyourwork/status/1398274445723193347

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[–] [email protected] 38 points 11 months ago

This is like her version of the Heath Ledger Joker speech.

[–] [email protected] 36 points 11 months ago

Not great lengths, exactly, but lengths nonetheless

[–] [email protected] 34 points 11 months ago

Things is Ms. Fartlow, excuse me Barlow, much like Israel; people hate you for all sorts of reasons. Your religious beliefs have nothing to do with it

[–] [email protected] 34 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Nothing’s changed. Fartlow still looks like the keyboardist for a Christian rock band.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 11 months ago

Queef shartlow

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