A group of adventurers infiltrated his dungeon and slew him, but he will reform from his phylactery in 1d8 days

die you miserable old piece of shit

Critical support for the injury.

hope it takes like 3 brutal weeks to kill him, if he dies without suffering I will be furious

Death to America

Time to place your bets comrades

no, not now, I can't savour it in the middle of palestenian genocide

He will sit at the Golden Throne and a thousand souls would be sacrificed every day to keep him alive.

Update 03/11/23 - A confidential source disclosed that the injury was due to the cultist removing his heart during the ritual to Mammon was sloppy in cutting open his rib cage. But Kissenger has been successfully changed into a lich and is expected to make a full recovery.

Sadly we all know when it finally happens the news will refer to him as "Nobel peace prize winner, Henry Kissinger" and talk about his hard work at peace activism; and you know what? When we're all cheering from the rooftops and flying banners of many different countries he ruined, libs will be telling us to show respect for the dead, regardless of political disagreements

Kissenger is the only one of us who will live to see world communism

Hexbear wouldn’t load for a second there, I assumed that meant the fucker’d finally croaked

What kind of Dickensian ass name is Reginald DesRoaches

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Injury

Doesn't make me too hopeful, old fuck probably just fell in the shower or something, sadly.

fucking please let this be it. we need this win

this guy's gonna live to like 120, I can just see it

So if and when he finally goes down, what's going to be the official themesong of him dying?

It's been a rough week. We all need this right now.

The only downside of this, we can't be there to personally wispier taunts about his immortal soul hanging by a mere thread before he plunges into eternal hellfire... And there's nothing he can do about it, the great equalizer of death will take him sooner or later. And if there is no hell today, there will be one created the day that he dies, because whatever you believe sparked this plane of existence into being cannot bare his sins going unpunished.

Henry Kissinger dyes... his hair.

please...i'm begging you.. just die already

Ready the crabs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qsjB1uL-CPs

I think he might be reinforced for a little longer, with how many innocents are being killed at the moment. Fingers crossed?

This is near Dan Crenshaw's district, which may be a clue as to how Kissinger injured himself.