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[–] 12 points 3 years ago (2 children)

this guy's gonna live to like 120, I can just see it

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  • [–] 23 points 3 years ago (1 child)

    Maybe god is forcing him to be alive so he can witness second soviet union.

    Then he will die

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  • [–] 9 points 3 years ago

    yeah my first thought was he’s like tom hanks in the green mile and he’s being punished by god with unnaturally long life. he has to see all his evil works undone before he’s allowed to enter hell

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