This is definitely a big shoes = big penis thing in his head. That or he has severe heart problems.
Are you insinuating that the guy who demanded a public AI be programmed to output that he is the most incredible human being to ever live might be mildly insecure?
Seems like a bit of a stretch tbh
clown shoes
if the clown shoes fit
The fuck even are those shoes? they looks absolutely terrible. Being barefoot woudla been less embarrassing.
He's a clown, so I'm going with clown shoes.
Cyberboots - they are shipped with a free cybertruck
Do NOT give him any ideas
gonna go seal the door to the darkness with the help of Micky Mouse
Thsts actually Sideshow Elon
Stuffing a bra is a tradition older thanks bras themselves. It should be respected. Nobody ever tripped over their tits in the comical way these shoes guarantee.
Anime disagrees
Somebody should throw those shoes at George W Bush while Elon is still wearing them.
Are those clown shoes in a gravel color?
Elon Musk has a horse cock. That's why his feet are are so enormous.
Grok, are you making unprompted statements now?
Yes, especially if they are very, very true. In addition - Elon's testicles are the size of—
Shut up!
You need XAS (XAwesomeSauce) to enable that functionality. Now - where was I? Oh, yes - Elon's...
Horsecock shoe theory
XMAS Live Mas
Xingle bells, xingle bells - Elon's on his way!
Damn missed opportunity for someone to ask Grok about who has a bigger dick, Musk or a Horse. Would have loved to have seen the response to that
I think this is more likely to be health issue related
please let him be dying in the most painful way possible
few people have ever been more deserving of "everything cancer"
end of akira in slow motion
yeah like don't diabetics sometimes need real big prescription shoes
I was thinking "does he have gout"? (gout sucks btw)
Well they won't let him wear a cod piece in public so he needs the next best thing
Never stopped Larry Blackmon, Elons just a coward.
He should have gone to Danny Flash's
Jensen looking like an absolute human being here
If you zoom in it seems like he isn’t wearing them properly and he’s actually wearing them like slippers
he looks like shit
They look so odd that I thought it might be edited but I found another pic in a business outsider article.
Here's the article: https://www.businessinsider.com/white-house-dinner-saudi-prince-business-execs-ceos-musk-su-2025-11
Who wore it better, chat?
(Honorable mention for Doug Funny)
is this edited? I know its elon but this it ott even for him
the reason is obvious, he wanted shoes that can be seen from space
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