...okay, so admittedly knee bracing is a thing, but i still have no idea what those trapezoidal braces are supposed to be doing...

...i used to watch the original byron allen show after i bought my first television; i enjoyed it at the time but i'm not sure how much of that was just the novelty of watching television late at night...

...middle-schoolers when this meme debuted are starting college this fall...

...the redbook limit is 74 minutes, although specially-pressed discs can squeeze upwards of eighty minutes or even longer with playback limitations on some equipment...

...by choice though: the dude hacked time, so he can pull whomever he chooses...

...the injuries weren't simultaneous; broke one on a solid-core service door and but thankfully i'd regained partial use just before clumsily slamming a car door on the other a few months later...

...both hands were simultaneously disabled, though, and although i've regained full use starting this month, my range of motion is still a bit limited with moderate nerve damage...growing less clumsy with mobility exercises every day, though!..

...he looks pretty good for eighty-eight years of age, honestly...