...remember: if the ladies don't find you handsome, they should at least find you handy...
...i wear my driving cap backwards so i can see the open sky in my field of view, otherwise it defeats tne entire purpose of dropping the roof...plus, i suppose it's also less-likely to blow off without a brim up front to catch the wind when i look upward...
...i started taking finesteride when i noticed my scalp burning after a day at the track; it's worked well-enough that i only need caps when i'm driving top-down, to prevent tangled hair...
(the day i bought my hat)

(three years later)*

*and it's not even the same hat!
...i really wanted an EV1 in the late nineties: general motors and the american automotive industry conspired to make certain that domestic market would never incubate, and as a result i've resolved never to buy a vehicle from any of their co-conspirators...
...do you think he's been caught up in the pedo-asset honeypot?..
...ye gads, elementary school boys are the worst: we had gang urinals (big open troughs) and the shenanigans were epically horrific...
...man, don't sit on the urinal: it just leaves a mess and leads to awkward face-to-face conversations with the guy standing next to you...
myrrh
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...five f*ckin' blades, man...