KELEK!
(evil sorcerer)

...holiday special: don't colonialise life-day...

...my analog litton minutemaster is still going strong: those digital models are just a scam, that's why yours broke so soon!..

...oooh, i sense a business opportunity for an intermediation platform: foneswapp.org, no wait, all electronics in general: eswapp.org, no wait, we can do like used consumer goods: swapp.org, now we're cooking with gas!..

...register a handful of TLDs, spend an afternoon vibe-coding a prototype, invite over some VCs, revolutionise commerce for the impending societal collapse, father maybe a few hundred children, found a new civilisation that lives in a dome, stay young forever until barbarians come and set fire to our home...

...great idea!..

carob