...when i was in school it was a peanut-butter-and-honey sandwich...

...of the decade?..of the past two decades, methinks...

...disaster movies were very trendy at the time...

RON ! = (RON+MON)/2

...the f*ck are you talking about?..

...ye gads, that was f*cking brilliant; one commenter referenced early-era letterman and the comparison is spot-on...

...there's metaphorical poetry to colbert's show leaving the air at the top of its game, last inheritor to an anachronistic legacy of a dying medium, and choosing to collapse into public-access shenanigans before it literally tears down the set and walks away from a dumpster fire...

...if i never watch another day of broadcast television in my life, i'll feel content with all the closure i need for that lost culture which birthed me...