An Iranian cleric, Shahab Moradi, said Iran would struggle to hit back against the US by striking a parallel figure to Maj. Gen. Qassem Soleimani because the US has only "fictional" heroes.

https://www.businessinsider.com/soleimani-death-spiderman-spongebob-only-us-heroes-iran-cleric-2020-1

after 5 years of research, they've finally figured out how to do it...

Rip Peter spiderman

mr spongebob sir your fired

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Do we have any Iranian hexbears?

They'll be like "behold! All your leaders are PEDOPHILES!" and we'd be like and they'd be like "damn bitch, you live like this?"

they are going to release information that could lead to the arrest of hillary clinton, and trump will stop the war.

They'll release that the election really was stolen, but it was by the Zachary Taylor administration in 1848

I'M GETTING GOONED BY IRAN GODAMNIT

Then everyone but Elon Musk will stop the war to play some bideo gaem.

Honestly? I recall when Mirandi a while back (the last time Israel tried) said that Iran would hit back much harder, and frankly I would call what Iran's been doing recently exactly that; It's entirely possible it won't live up to the hype, but so far they've been living up to the hype.

That said, all they allegedly said was they would do something that would be remembered for centuries; maybe they'll reveal the KFC formula?

It's hard to imagine anything being remembered more than two weeks with our current hyperactive news cycles.

What could actually be in history books and not just metabolized as yet more spectacle?

• An actual use of weapons of mass destruction, including biological weapons (even just spiking farmers fields with parasites)
• Total capitulation, on either side
• Complete shut down of iron dome/David's sling
• Khamenei resigning, that'd actual make it in books even if things don't change
• Khamenei reversing the fatwa against nuclear weapons

Actually, Iran striking US bases would be pretty historical. Or using some hypersonics, but I guess that'd fall under shut down or denial of iron dome. Or maybe just letting the leash go for the regional militias - apparently Iran has been a moderating force historically, they've wanted to jump in or retaliate or attack and its been Iran that's held them back.

my body is ready for it

Maybe China gave them some of those hydrogen plasma bombs?

Iran has decided to suplant nukes, they've built a secret collider to develop anti matter bombs

I hope it's the world's first mobile suit or metal gear

Kenny Omega has taught the ayatollah how to hit the one-winged angel

You better have the Khamenei apology form ready