Just realized a fart is a type of bodily fluid.

Lemm.ee is shuting down by the end of the month https://hexbear.net/post/5128768

Deltarune tomorrow

it is june 2 and stalin saved the world from fascism

Linux Mint has me all the way fucked up, I spent like 5 hours figuring out how to boot it and couldn't get it to work. I didn't get pissed until the last 30 minutes or so though

Glad I didn't try to fuck with Debian because I'm way outta my element lol

Sometimes I hide in my kitchen and eat ice cream because I don't want to be swarmed by my cats and have to share.

Hexbear users casually scrolling a thread when they see a lib/fash take and the spirit of Lenin takes over

The ultimate tell that a restaurant has good food is there is no English menu and you have to place your order with the owner’s 11 year old kid translating.

While much less well known than it's sister statue, the Oaf of Willendorf is an important part of the archeological puzzle depicting a figure that appears to be in mid-trip with pants falling down

I had a weird dream where the singer from Metric (Canadian band) was on a tour with a problematic musician that I can’t remember now. My friends and I went but shook our heads the entire time so everyone knows we disagreed.

Noticing a really interesting phenomena online lately

“Rage bait”

Maybe I’m just getting old, but it used to be that if someone was being purposefully obtuse/obnoxious/incorrect, you’d dismiss them as a troll and move on. Much easier

The internet really is dying. I wouldn’t be surprised if this is engagement farming from bots. I need to meet people irl despite the fact that I don’t trust most people irl because more often than not, they’re hell

Spongebob and Peter Griffin laugh the same

Market gap idea for all the chapo chat entrepreneurs: a pride flag but the blue stripe is a thin blue line

Shuckle after they learn body press in gen 10.

House and his friend Dr Wilson = Holmes and his friend Dr Watson

never noticed this before, their both addicts etc

rip cishet 11 months

I told myself I'd play pokemon fool's gold this weekend and I didn't and now I gotta sleep. This being responsible stuff is difficult once I get a job not even gonna think about dating if it means I have less time for my own things. Used to think that was the end goal after getting a job but now I just wanna enjoy my hobbies now.

Thinking of going back after I finish kiwami 2 all the substories for 4, 5 and 6, judgement and the psp spin offs of doing all the side content for 3 it's gonna be rough but I feel to be a yakuza elitest I have to play that game again. I do think while not great in some aspects I did like what it was trying at least.

Gahd damn I'm so sick of this. The power coursing though my veins is like lightning and I'm stuck dealing with my dumbass boss. My mind extends infinitely in all directions, yet I am stuck fiddling with hyper parameters on a fruitless project because my fucking boss DOESNT UNDERSTAND STATISTICS. WHY ARE WE FUCKING WITH AI THEN??? WHY DID YOU HIRE ME JUST TO NOT LISTEN??? Fucking Christ I can't stand wasting my time like this.

Jonathan Joss, 'King of the Hill' voice actor, killed in San Antonio shooting - NBC NEWS

The 59-year-old actor, best known as the voice of John Redcorn in the hit animated series, died Sunday, police said. Jonathan Joss, the voice actor best known as John Redcorn from "King of the Hill," was killed in a San Antonio shooting on Sunday, police said.

A suspect, 56-year-old Sigfredo Alvarez Ceja, was taken into custody and booked on a murder charge, the San Antonio Police Department said.

Officers were dispatched to Dorsey Drive around 7 p.m. Sunday for a shooting and arrived to find the actor, whose legal name is Jonathan Joss Gonzales, near the roadway after he was shot, police said. Authorities attempted life-saving measures until EMS arrived and pronounced Joss, 59, dead.

Joss was the voice of John Redcorn in the Fox animated series from seasons 2 through 13. John Redcorn was a “New Age healer” and masseur, who was always addressed by his full name or "Mr. Redcorn."

A new season of "King of the Hill" revival is set to debut on Hulu in August. In a credit sequence shared Friday, John Redcorn is seen driving by in his classic tan Jeep.

Joss also played Ken Hotate in "Parks and Recreation" and had roles in "Tulsa King" and the 2016 remake of "The Magnificent Seven." His most recent acting credit was in 2023 for voicing a character in the "Cyberpunk 2077: Phantom Liberty" video game.

Joss' family home in San Antonio was destroyed in a fire in January. An online fundraiser stated three of his dogs had been killed in the fire and raised more than $10,000. Joss told local reporters then that he did not have a job. Representatives and family of Joss could not immediately be reached for comment

Anyone work in a social Healthcare system? Tell me some bloomer shit. I am so tired of shit just being stupid in American hospitals.

Eco terrourism (terrorism plus tourism)

It's a double standard but I hear a guy with a stupid accent I go but a girl even the worst of accents italian american becomes

So, I'd like to do some writing, and I'm aware that Substack has been overly accommodating to literal nazis, so I probably shouldn't support Substack. But where WOULD be a good place to publish longer essays?

im.craving beans on toast but they dont sell beans in tomato here so im in the absurd position of having to make them myself which kind of defeats the purpose of the meal being simple

There's an amazing vegan restaurant in Dublin called the Saucy Cow, and honestly I don't know what alchemy they do there but the food is incredible. If you took a meat-eater and gave them a burger with cheese from this place they wouldn't even know they were eating a vegan meal

I want a Ghorman handheld vuvuzela gun

The one custodes in imperial palace whose job for 10.000 years is to play bethesda games (its to preserve human culture)