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look, we've been over this. your costume Pikachu's dong is circumcised, which is a dealbreaker for us.
All pokemon are circumcised. Everyone knows this.
yes, exactly. we want to give our twenty-five-year-old manchild a fantasy birthday, not a mundane one.
Well this pikachu would never associate with an uncircumcised pokemon.
You said 'Anatomically correct Pikachu'...
Much higher quality. Those are low-grade.
Is that a fucking bouncy castle entrance?
no, it's a bouncy castle fucking entrance
How do things like this get made and nobody goes "hey, wait"
Because not everyone has such a perverted mind like you, smh. 
Or alternatively, they have one that’s even more perverted. That’s also possible.
I "do" because I "can". I worry not about whether I "should."
it's just kids playin
If these were anatomically correct they would have the heart shaped tail
Can you surf?
I can do anything. I need the money. I'll kill.
More than the body, you have also captured Pikachu's rodent mind. Well done
“Yes of course I will be nude from the waist down! Have you ever seen Pikachu wear anything other than a hat!?”
There are G-rated options available, but if you hire me as PhD Pikachu then don't be surprised if I only want to talk about my research. I don't want to dance around and be fucking silly.
these kids don't know what they could have had. fat pikachu forever.
I can't work events with kids unless I'm PhD Pikachu or Rock Star Pikachu. Otherwise I'm strictly no pants even as Magician Pikachu. No public venues either.
I have 100% confidence that people would hire such an act, in droves.
So did I. You fall asleep smoking in your car one time and all of a sudden nobody wants to hire you because you self-immolated at a birthday party.
Electric sac or gtfo
The COWARD mods won't let Pikachu fundraise to go to Mexico and get one implanted. The COWARD State Department says I need to remove my costume for a passport photo.
Are you still allowed to officiate weddings after that thing that happened last time?
Don't serve free alcohol around Pikachu. Maybe cut off Pikachu after X amount of shots. Put a PIKACHU SIGN on one of the BATHROOMS so I know where to GO and don't shit on the floor.
You're looking in the wrong places, OP. Try reaching out to furry conventions.
They accuse me of being a sex thing and it becomes a screaming match. I can't bring my batteries into the conventions either.
Why would it being a sex thing ruin it for furries. Sure it may not be a sex thing for all of them. But there are a lot of sex things surrounding furries
That's not even what made me so mad. I kept asking them if Daniel Day-Lewis is a sex thing and they said nobody wants to see Pikachu's penis and I said I have to look at it every day how the fuck do they think Pikachu feels.
perhaps if the batteries weren't connected to your nipples ?
My car batteries are weapons, not sex things. I explained this.
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