Really? NO ONE wants to hire an anatomically correct Pikachu for their party/event?? (hexbear.net)

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FULLY-anatomically correct, and I'm a professional method actor. I have my own car batteries if you want me to battle. Not one corporate retreat or wedding needs a serious Pikachu impersonator? Hit me up.

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[-] [email protected] 17 points 3 weeks ago

There are G-rated options available, but if you hire me as PhD Pikachu then don't be surprised if I only want to talk about my research. I don't want to dance around and be fucking silly.

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