Really? NO ONE wants to hire an anatomically correct Pikachu for their party/event?? (hexbear.net)

submitted 6 days ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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FULLY-anatomically correct, and I'm a professional method actor. I have my own car batteries if you want me to battle. Not one corporate retreat or wedding needs a serious Pikachu impersonator? Hit me up.

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[-] [email protected] 13 points 6 days ago

They accuse me of being a sex thing and it becomes a screaming match. I can't bring my batteries into the conventions either.

[-] [email protected] 8 points 6 days ago

Why would it being a sex thing ruin it for furries. Sure it may not be a sex thing for all of them. But there are a lot of sex things surrounding furries

[-] [email protected] 10 points 6 days ago

That's not even what made me so mad. I kept asking them if Daniel Day-Lewis is a sex thing and they said nobody wants to see Pikachu's penis and I said I have to look at it every day how the fuck do they think Pikachu feels.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 6 days ago

perhaps if the batteries weren't connected to your nipples ?

[-] [email protected] 8 points 6 days ago

My car batteries are weapons, not sex things. I explained this.

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