Really? NO ONE wants to hire an anatomically correct Pikachu for their party/event?? (hexbear.net)

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FULLY-anatomically correct, and I'm a professional method actor. I have my own car batteries if you want me to battle. Not one corporate retreat or wedding needs a serious Pikachu impersonator? Hit me up.

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[-] [email protected] 14 points 3 days ago

I can't work events with kids unless I'm PhD Pikachu or Rock Star Pikachu. Otherwise I'm strictly no pants even as Magician Pikachu. No public venues either.

this post was submitted on 30 May 2025

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