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[-] [email protected] 61 points 3 months ago

if nothing happens as a result of this, all will be fine. If Xi dies after this, then Vance will be confirmed as either a Seal, a Horseman, or the Anti-Christ.

[-] [email protected] 46 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Every time this country produces a new kind of carcinogenic waste it gets debuted in either Appalachia or some red lined black neighborhood first.

All im saying is we don't know if Vance is the hillbilly version of the singing Tim Curry ooze from Ferngully

Edit: ferngully eulogy

[-] [email protected] 20 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Appalachia seems to produce this kind of stuff organically.

Search up the blue people of Kentucky. No, it wasn't colloidal silver, this was first, and is ironically treatable with methylene blue

[-] [email protected] 10 points 3 months ago

Well shit you weren't kidding, they really were blue

[-] [email protected] 18 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Nah the antichrist was supposed to be charismatic

He is probably the Houseman of pestilence

[-] [email protected] 11 points 3 months ago

RFK Jr. is currently riding that horse.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago

headlines next week: JD Vance to meet with RFK

[-] [email protected] 38 points 3 months ago

Why Vance and not Trump? He too busy designing his new american eagle themed shower curtain?

[-] [email protected] 47 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

It's fake news from last week when JD Vance killed the Pope. Walter is worried that JD Vance will also try to kill Xi Jinping.

spoilerthe alifarhat79 twitter account is a right wing meme account.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago

Dang wish there was a warning label i got got

[-] [email protected] 22 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Xi wouldn't meet with Vance, it would not be a good look for the leader of China to meet a non-leader.

If Vance was to meet with Chinese officials it would be with someone else.

[-] [email protected] 19 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Could just be gerontocracy. I'm not personally a believer that Trump is just a figurehead, but it's certainly possible that he's too old to be a good diplomat any more.

[-] [email protected] 32 points 3 months ago
[-] [email protected] 11 points 3 months ago

jack dapipi

[-] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

It's actually "Jorkin DaPeanis"

[-] [email protected] 15 points 3 months ago

JD Vance was injected with FOXDIE. First the pope, now Xi.

[-] [email protected] 15 points 3 months ago

deploying a tactical JD vance is almost as bad as using Hillary Clinton on unarmed civilians

[-] [email protected] 13 points 3 months ago

the antichrist is angling for his next target doggirl-sweat

[-] [email protected] 12 points 3 months ago

He's carrying foxdie.

[-] [email protected] 9 points 3 months ago

If they're sending a lightweight like Vance and not Trump it's another fuck you. "JD, you handle this one."

[-] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago

Negotiations lol

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