USA doesn't deserve to be a country. It should be split between Canada, Mexico, Cuba and indigenous peoples as a punishment for the horrible crimes it has committed throughout its history. Similar to Germany post-WWII 
this post was submitted on 25 Dec 2024
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Cuba annexing Florida would be the funniest shit ever
Irl under the spanish, Florida and the Lousiana purchase territory were administered from Cuba.
Florida gusanos getting sent to reeducation.
I'd prefer them in death camps but you do you
Somebody should draw that map in order to give libs/chuds an aneurysm
Bold words for a country that has not won a war in almost a century despite starting many
Seriously, all Panama and Canada has to say is "no" and Trump can complain all he wants on twitter or w/e.
Genuinely believe a good bit of the madness going on in the world right now stems from the fact that people are solely coming to the realization that colonizing other planets is impossible.
you mean to tell me there's 
on Mars but we can't settle it?!!??! 
dude it's literally all settlerism what are you gonna do, put the white canadians in camps? you're already the same people. it's already your country.
Honestly Canada is the weirdest one here. It's pretty easy to get Amerikkkans on board for a war against scary brown people a thousand miles away, especially if they worship a different religion or are commies. But... invading a nation right next door filled with predominantly English speaking, predominantly Christian, whites who have a long history of cultural intermingling with the US? I really think that's gonna be a hard sell.
I think MAGA is just overestimating how many Canadian CHUDs are pro-annexation.
Is there even a time limit to stay in KKKlanada for the US? Is there any part or privilege of Canada you cannot enjoy as a USian? Are they proposing economic and perhaps actual warfare so that customs is a little more convenient?
Healthcare that is only considered good because it's sitting next to the US.
Different flavours of racism
A mashed up mixture of metric and imperial measurements
Everything else is basically just American
Is there any part or privilege of Canada you cannot enjoy as a USian?
The US dollar being what it is means Americans actually have more access to Canadian oil and natural gas.
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If Twitter was around in the 19th century, Manifest Destiny Twitter would have been full of maps like these
there would be memes of crying soyjack natives pointing at a chadjack colonizer and the chadjack colonizer says "happy thanksgiving"
They already make these
Iceland? The Faroe Islands? The Dominican Republic but not Haiti? I can't even tell what the two topmost cutouts are. Who the fuck is calling for this lmao. This is sub-Gunther tier.
Left is part of Sicily. Right took me forever, but I think it's the city of Bremen?
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If they fail to achieve this goal, the US is obliged to dissolve, 2 years left for the US to be destroyed.
Also, why the fuck did they conquer the Dominican Republic but not Haiti?
The Dominican Republic is famous for its resorts. Haiti is too "dark" for the MAGA people.
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Balkanization of Texas is inevitable even in the minds of chuds.
I can explain some of this
Greenland: The US has tried to purchase the island several times throughout history
Canada: US Americans have desired to take Canada since before independence from Britian. The original Articles of Confederation has a provision allowing Quebec to join the USA. Newfoundland had a small USA annexation movement before it became part of Canada
USA: All of the changes are/were proposed states, some had a real chance of happening (the break up of Texas) and others are just memes (The State of Jefferson in the west coast). Why chuds would want this, I don't know
Cuba: occupied twice by the US in the early 20th century
Dominican Republic: Then known as Santo Domingo, the US tried to annex the country in the 1870s but was shot down by congress
Mexico: Northern Mexico and Baja California were originally intended to be taken as US territory after the 1846 Invasion
Yucatan: White slavers in the briefly existing Republic of Yucatan once asked to become a US state
Nicaragua: On and off occupied and manipulate by the United States throughout history
Panama: Former US colony
Sicily: Occupied by the US in WW2. Post war there was a small sicilian independence movement, which included and even small movement to become a US state
Iceland: The US briefly considered purchasing Iceland after the US Civil War.
Faroe Islands(?): No clue
POB(?): Not sure what this is
South China Sea: Not sure what specific islands this is referring to
My great aunt tells a story about visiting Sicily soon after World War II.
Apparently her family members were unhappy that America caused so much damage. Her response was "That's what you get for following Mussolini"
I'm really looking forward to my ancestors telling me, when Sicilian troops land in New York, "This is what you get"
South China Sea: Not sure what specific islands this is referring to
That's the Philippines, which used to be a US colony before the Filipinos (Filipines?) fought to kick the USians out.
I like how after annexing Canada they immediately jerrymander it. And also make 2 Wyomings for some reason. Priorities.
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We tried to contain these people with map-coloring video games and it backfired.
Unfortunately Greater America already exists
stupidest people in the stupidest country on earth like "ugh i wish america had a world-spanning empire based on white supremacy, exploitation, and mass murder! unfortunately my beliefs and desires are too radical for the mainstream political establishment"
Absolutely bizarre and inexplicable. Texas splits, Oklahoma gets subsumed into nearby states, West Virginia takes Pittsburgh, US invades Cuba and la Republica Dominicana but not Haïti, and part of Sicilia? Internationally and domestically incomprehensible.
Part of Sicily is weird, but there was actually a small movement there during WW2 wanting the whole thing to become a US state.
In Sicily, the Party of Reconstruction was one of several Sicilian nationalist and separatist movements active after the downfall of Italian Fascism. Sicilians felt neglected or underrepresented by the Italian government after the annexation of 1861 that ended the rule of the Kingdom of the Two Sicilies based in Naples. It claimed 40,000 members in 1944, and campaigned for Sicily to be admitted as a U.S. state.
The Haiti one is racism
I've been sensing some real "Only joking, unless..." energy to this line of posting, though I kind of doubt America has the means to actually annex anything without it being a pyrrhic victory at best.
Like the ruling class would ever want to expend the resources and effort to actually administer additional territories.
…but they never got Haiti.
How do we get Trump to believe that the Falkland Islands are a critically important asset that rightfully belongs to the US?
Actually I am in. I want a us where Oaxaca gets two senate seats.
Reminder that all mainstream news establishments and entertainment platforms still use twitter!
This is so baffling. Like, what benefit could this possibly achieve beyond "map bigger"? And in that case, why stop here? I know that dominion is the point and all, but why in God's name would this be worth the resources? And is this suggesting we immediately make these conquered terrotories into states? My head hurts.
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Fallout timeline speedrun.
Again?
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