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The first time a bill passing would be positive news in ages
Imagine if he dies before Jimmy Carter lol
Carter has to make it to 2028 so we can have the meme ticket of Carter + Biden.
Even if he did make it, I think Carter and his late wife, fucking hates Biden, Obamna and Clinton. Specially after they kicked him out of a meeting because Carter wrote a book critical of Israel saying that the Arabs states actually for the most part did their part of the agreement while Israel didn't and continue to establish an apartheid state against the Palestinians.
Huge mistake by the Democrats for having choosing Kamala Harris over Carter. He would have 100% won against Trump on a landslide. His fact as president would be to ~~die~~ nuke iran and reestablish the Polish Peoples' Republic of America.
I just hope he's in a lot of pain
let him cook 
Imagine if he dies on Christmas. Lmao
HOPE HE DIES
Now that Trump is president the cabal can't get it's hands on adrenochrome anymore so it's founding members are all dying.
hold. Hold.
Die Bill Die.
Awake and Alert
Not for long!
Bill Clinton rn
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I will die of laughter if Jimmy Carter outlives him
the cascade then continues until Jimmy is the last American still drawing breath, an entire nation felled by the power of laughter
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I refuse to get my hopes up. been burnt too many times hoping a ghoul will perish. they have the best healthcare in the world, teams of doctors on standby 24/7, care that all of us could only dream of. the ghoul will live.
Hope he gets to see his friend Jeffrey very soon
I got a fever once and it never made the news! 
I hope he tries air but doesn't inhale
Praying for the fever to pull through 🙏
All I want for Christmas is bird flu (baby)
Doesn't even need to be bird flu. He could be patient zero for an all-new kind of herpes that is even more unpleasant.
Pinzers crossed 
Looking forward to the inevitable 
Play sax in hell
Crabs standing by...
Parrots ready to go.... Come on....
I had a ps5 on my Christmas wishlist but I think i may change that for a clinton fucking carking it
Would sure syck if he and people like him were to die because of the petri dish they've made this country.
I give my support to the fever that Bill Clinton has developed.
die bitch
join kissinger in hell
He probably caught it from the andrenochrome
By the state of him lately, I'm thinking they cut off his supply
UlyssesT continuing to do the lord’s work
pls kill this man, this will be my only christmas wish
Someone's Christmas wish is gonna come true.
sorry everyone, my bad. I fed the Clintons bird doodoo
May he burn in hell
Steady, steady now lads. Keep yer crabs in ye baskets.
CLINTON FEVER, TAKE MY STRENGTH
Damn, we're on a hot streak.
Maybe the immortal spirit of 
has risen to cast down his curse on the KKKrakkkers of the fir$$t world.
we wish you a merry Bill Clintoff
not urgent
do you have any idea how little that narrows it down?
Was this also luigi?
Manifesting
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