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submitted 6 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

fucking finally

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[-] [email protected] 69 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

I pee in the shower and also drink beer in the shower.

If you have not peed in the shower while drinking a cold one you have not lived.

This is not a joke trust me.

[-] [email protected] 32 points 6 months ago

I'd be worried id get tipsy and slipsy :/

[-] [email protected] 30 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

I drank a bottle of Soju in a hot shower. I know it's pretty much a meme, but 4 standard in a hot shower with little food on my stomach nearly made me faint when I tried to get out.

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[-] [email protected] 22 points 6 months ago

I drank beer in the shower once. It was awkard to say the least. There I was, under the hot water, naked and drinking Heineken.

[-] [email protected] 19 points 6 months ago

let your freak flag fly comrade lets get dirty with it

[-] [email protected] 17 points 6 months ago

Level up your game and consider wine in the shower.

[-] [email protected] 25 points 6 months ago

I take it a step further and cry in the shower.

[-] [email protected] 16 points 6 months ago

Did you ask your doctor if that's safe?

[-] [email protected] 19 points 6 months ago

My doctor said I was too old to be autistic so I don't go to him anymore.

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[-] [email protected] 8 points 6 months ago

Franzia Bag in the shower stalls you pass to your bros

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[-] [email protected] 53 points 6 months ago
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[-] [email protected] 42 points 6 months ago

People who were like “I don’t trust doctors frothingfash” in 2020 suddenly changing their minds

[-] [email protected] 42 points 6 months ago

finally, now we can move onto the REAL issues, pissing in the sink #sinkpissersriseUP

[-] [email protected] 37 points 6 months ago

Didnt need permission

[-] [email protected] 36 points 6 months ago

I've been pissing in the shower so long I've Pavlov's dogged myself into wanting to pee when touching hot water. Like I'll wash the dishes then have to piss. Lmoooo

[-] [email protected] 25 points 6 months ago

Sometimes it's hard showering with my gf because of this lmao

[-] [email protected] 10 points 6 months ago

If you’re properly hydrated she won’t know

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[-] [email protected] 34 points 6 months ago

ty sending this to all my exes

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[-] [email protected] 33 points 6 months ago

Why wouldn't it be?

[-] [email protected] 32 points 6 months ago

im still not gonna piss in the place that is specifically designed for me to clean myself in

Death to America

[-] [email protected] 31 points 6 months ago

Jury's still out on shitting in the tub

[-] [email protected] 10 points 6 months ago

"Waffle Stomping deemed A-OK after 30 year longitudinal study"

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[-] [email protected] 30 points 6 months ago

What the fuck? Obviously tho fr what the fuck

It's the shower! It's where the dirty ass water goes after you rinse off your dirty ass, why would piss suddenly make it like radioactively toxic, like Homer dumping that one last piece of toxic waste

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[-] [email protected] 30 points 6 months ago

What about in the grower?

[-] [email protected] 27 points 6 months ago

don't need doctors to tell me what I already know.

[-] [email protected] 27 points 6 months ago

Let me tell you from experience, the shower and the commode are usually plumbed in together so your piss mixes w shower water and your shower water mixes w piss. The shower doesn’t care and neither does the water closet.

[-] [email protected] 11 points 6 months ago
[-] [email protected] 24 points 6 months ago

I genuinely assumed this was The Onion. Are there people who were confused about this?

[-] [email protected] 20 points 6 months ago

I didn't need no medical school training to know that.

[-] [email protected] 19 points 6 months ago

Doctors say it's fine to bathe in the toilet

[-] [email protected] 17 points 6 months ago

big whoop. real heads out here peeing in the bathtub since '86.

[-] [email protected] 9 points 6 months ago

I read this and thought you were meaning you were pissing while having a batb

[-] [email protected] 10 points 6 months ago

I am.

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[-] [email protected] 17 points 6 months ago

I don't care. That shit is still gross

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[-] [email protected] 24 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Pooping is the shower is fine so long as you smoosh it down the drain

Edit just in case for people reading do NOT do this

[-] [email protected] 11 points 6 months ago

the phrase is "waffle stomping"

[-] [email protected] 8 points 6 months ago
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[-] [email protected] 16 points 6 months ago

Doctor says it's fine to pee on them in the shower, immediately retracts it, unless...

[-] [email protected] 17 points 6 months ago

Peeing on a doctor was more or less the first thing I did in life, so I speak from experience when I say they actually don't seem to mind that much.

[-] [email protected] 15 points 6 months ago

Still won't do it however.

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[-] [email protected] 15 points 6 months ago

I don't have a moral problem with it. But it might make the bath tub smell like piss, which could offend other people who live in your house.

[-] [email protected] 32 points 6 months ago

i have a moral problem with anyone whose piss smells so strongly that the smell of it lingers after going down the drain with the running water

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[-] [email protected] 12 points 6 months ago

CW nsfwNever really been a piss person, but it's not a hard no either.

[-] [email protected] 9 points 6 months ago

The other worse kind of person is someone who pissed in the toilet then doesn't flush. Barbaric.

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