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GUNTHER!!! (hexbear.net)
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[-] [email protected] 83 points 8 months ago

Just when I thought I'd heard every possible take, Gunther comes out of fucking nowhere with the "Palestine is real and should be part of NATO"

[-] [email protected] 74 points 8 months ago

An asteroid could be hurtling towards earth and his first instinct will be calling for it to become a member of nato, and getting it incorporated into the Schengen area.

[-] [email protected] 32 points 8 months ago

Freedom of movement for all bolides.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 8 months ago

Or balkanize it.

[-] [email protected] 59 points 8 months ago

I LOVE GUNTHER! COMPLETELY INCOHERENT PLANS THAT WOULD JUST RESULT IN WANTON DESTRUCTION ARE AWESOME!

[-] [email protected] 45 points 8 months ago

His mind is a piece of art.

[-] [email protected] 42 points 8 months ago
[-] [email protected] 14 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

is-this is this one of Gunther's maps?

[-] [email protected] 11 points 8 months ago

Every city a independent state. Perfection.

[-] [email protected] 29 points 8 months ago

Complete tangent but, in highschool during a literature class, one of my classmates was reading a passage from the textbook outloud and pronounced "wanton carnality" as "wonton carnality" and the teacher laughed for like 5 straight minutes.

[-] [email protected] 20 points 8 months ago

wonton carnality

Would

[-] [email protected] 54 points 8 months ago

Balkanize everything and bring it into NATO and the Eurozone gunther-fear

[-] [email protected] 46 points 8 months ago

God I love this man's brain chefs-kiss

[-] [email protected] 44 points 8 months ago

Gunther's ideology is the angel-biblical of politics.

[-] bdonvr 36 points 8 months ago

That NATO/Palestine pin is absolutely fucking cursed

[-] [email protected] 22 points 8 months ago

Average American socdem

[-] [email protected] 35 points 8 months ago

Would that mean Palestine can Article 5 Israel? Pretty lit. God tier posting right here.

[-] [email protected] 19 points 8 months ago

Not necessarily. If they're both in NATO, nothing happens if a conflict breaks out. If I remember correctly, Turkey and Greece had a few small scale conflicts a few years ago that nearly spiralled into war, but neither could call article 5 because they were both NATO members.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 8 months ago

Turkey flatout invaded Cyprus and nothing happened.

[-] [email protected] 35 points 8 months ago

"ChatGPT, solve the Israel-Palestine conflict for me"

[-] [email protected] 34 points 8 months ago

Gunther never promises to be boring. I'll give him that and nothing more.

[-] [email protected] 32 points 8 months ago

This would almost work except for no one anywhere wanting this

[-] [email protected] 23 points 8 months ago

I was wondering what this character was up to

[-] [email protected] 22 points 8 months ago

his brain is perfectly smooth, you could use it to calibrate instruments

[-] [email protected] 16 points 8 months ago

his brain is perfectly smooth, you could use it to calibrate instruments

Calipers kelly

[-] [email protected] 22 points 8 months ago

Still a better solution than what the US is working tirelessly on

[-] [email protected] 21 points 8 months ago

I admit that is better than constant war.

[-] [email protected] 21 points 8 months ago

these are the people who dare to call communists utopian

[-] [email protected] 21 points 8 months ago

It's impossible to hate this man.

[-] [email protected] 20 points 8 months ago

If everyone joined NATO we could all be friends

[-] [email protected] 16 points 8 months ago
[-] [email protected] 14 points 8 months ago

I will also accept the penguin from Adventure Time

[-] [email protected] 16 points 8 months ago

This guy is pure genius

[-] [email protected] 15 points 8 months ago

No balkanisation? Nobody is split into tiny statelets that only exist in Paradox games?

I'm disappointed. He could at least have given us five Palestines or something.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago

No balkanisation? Nobody is split into tiny statelets that only exist in Paradox games?

WRONG! In this scenario Palestine will be the statelet, this person couldn't fathom a world without "Israel"

[-] [email protected] 14 points 8 months ago
[-] [email protected] 14 points 8 months ago

This isnt just goofy its GUUTHFY

[-] [email protected] 12 points 8 months ago

Get Russia in too while you are at it mate!

[-] [email protected] 12 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

I bow before his wisdom

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