Merge Argos and the blind herdsman

Statler and Waldorf are Agamemnon and Menelaus

The suitors are all Hollywood sex symbols. Miss Piggy believes Kermit is dead, but delays choosing a new husband so she can continue basking in their aattention. When she hears he's coming home, she slaughters them so she doesn't have to explain.

When the best they have is posting shit like this, how can anyone wonder that Graham Platner got popular among social democrats?

Catastrophic toilet clog

Jax on her bed

This hack has level caps so STAB won't cut it after the first gym

This also lets me use a different mon for my mega...

It's not that I think Odysseus should be emotionless, just that a version of Odysseus who gets a happy ending can't be one who cares about his victims or has an extremely Christian, post-Roman concept of honor. Odysseus can't live happily ever after if he's not a piece of shit, but in this movie he gets to be both a righteous person and a war criminal with the moral consequences of that handwaved at the end.

This is in the movie, but Odysseus's personal concern is about how his crimes affect his perception of himself and his relationship with his family.

Don't worry, he imagines a slain Trojan victim forgiving him and holding his hand so it's clearly all okay

I know for sure it isn't true because they're all in my field of vision