Pete Hegseth will fall off an aircraft carrier. Not suicide, it will be an accident.

Dog kennel men

Liberal praxis

The war is also murder

But... but that's my petard!

Batman: Caped Crusader and My Adventures with Superman are both good

I'm doing research and development for an even smaller world's smallest violin, it's not done yet but they're welcome to pre-order it

Spending decades planning, building, and finishing a chicken coop and then getting mad that chickens are roosting in it

This is more of a 50 year self own that's finally coming to fruition

Don't worry, it's historically accurate because they're white europeans

Ladies and gentlemen, have you heard about Gran-Gran? Sweet lady, but they're saying she's too powerful. They're even saying they're gonna ban her. Honestly, I support it. Blue decks? Not my style. The Democrats want you to pay extra mana on every single spell, I can't stand it.

We now know that Prohibition is bad policy, but people don't think about how bad the alcohol problem was that the Temperance Movement managed to get it into the Constitution.