Make a new joke please

Kermit plays Odysseus. He never kills anybody himself, and when people die because of his actions it's not because he intended it. He fucks, but only consensually.

Miss Piggy plays Penelope. At the end of the movie, she kills the suitors herself.

The cyclops is is a human actor with a Muppet head.

Human Circe transforms Odysseus's human men into Muppet pigs. They continue speaking and spend the rest of the film in this form.

I can choose from all 30, but the rival will always pick a Kanto starter.

If it was, Penelope would have picked a suitor like a week into the war.

This kind of game sometimes gives me choice paralysis

Athena of the power loom, who turns artisans into bugs. Athena, the Queen of Plunder, whose ships carry loot to the Global North. Athena of mass media, who whispers lies into the ears of her victims. Athena, wife of Mammon who feeds him the universe.