Ladies and gentlemen, have you heard about Gran-Gran? Sweet lady, but they're saying she's too powerful. They're even saying they're gonna ban her. Honestly, I support it. Blue decks? Not my style. The Democrats want you to pay extra mana on every single spell, I can't stand it.

We now know that Prohibition is bad policy, but people don't think about how bad the alcohol problem was that the Temperance Movement managed to get it into the Constitution.

The selling point is supposed to be that it's really strong but tastes weak, or even barely acloholic.

Many people are saying it's like a drug! They call it "cardboard crack"! Very nasty stuff. I might have to do something about Wizards of the Scam, folks.

Even in the context of the Iran War, Trump hasn't cleared Bush yet

Conversation? You mean The Devil's Commandments?

The USS Lincoln is facing a fresh wave of suicide attempts upon learning they're headed for San Diego.

Merkavah is specifically a kind of Jewish mysticism.

I only get this because I've been listening to a lot of Esoterica at work. Hermes Trismegistus, Thrice-Great Hermes, is a sort of character invented by medieval occultists and treated as an author and founder of Hermetic mysticism. He's also both Greek Hermes and Egyptian Thoth.

Merkavah mysticism is something different but possibly related if you go way back.

The encyclopedia books are also AI

Clearly, this is a JDPON Don joke

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