Does he know that NL is Canadian?

The scalpers think it's a scam, but it's actually gambling

Most of them aren't actually grown-up collectors, they're scalpers betting on the existence of grown-up collectors.

Every time I get asked for cat advice I just say "idk just be cool" and they're never cool

I'm not so sure about the number being too high for stress to be considered.

But... but who will provide housing??

"Less" here refers the the phenomenon of men turning purple and green choking on their nuggies, not discrete incidents of men turning purple and green choking on their nuggies

The world's smallest violin player dropped out of the tour

Yeah I think it's pretty clear that there's someone specific he wants to hire and this was getting in the way.

Business school dropouts

Idk about always but I'm pretty sure it's a decades-old gag at this point

Louis Napoleon biopic, first cour early life and 1848, second cour Franco-Prussian War.