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[-] [email protected] 82 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

He may actually legit have ptsd a republican official confirmed

millennials are incontrol

[-] [email protected] 34 points 9 months ago

I was thinking “wait, they believe in ptsd now?”

[-] [email protected] 12 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

I dont have shell shock, fuck you

trump, (he wishes)

[-] [email protected] 71 points 9 months ago

The party of "man up and take it" currently facing a mental health crisis wowee

[-] [email protected] 36 points 9 months ago

Trump disappears for a week then comes back and he's using therapy language to talk about the wondeful boaters and the bad hombres.

[-] [email protected] 64 points 9 months ago

Crooks missed his head but canoed his ego.

Fuck Crooks got him so good he actually listened to Don Jr.

[-] [email protected] 12 points 9 months ago

vibrationally I get why canoed is a nice word here but wdym exactly?

[-] [email protected] 61 points 9 months ago

Does anyone else think he just doesnt want to do this shit anymore? he never truly cared about a wall of any of that shit, he just wanted what was good for himself and his ego.

[-] [email protected] 61 points 9 months ago
[-] [email protected] 36 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

I think people like stephen miller wanted the fucking wall and immigration shit more than trump did. Hes still a piece of shit dont get me wrong, i just think he said what people like stephen miller told him would help him win and make his base worship him more

theres a story that dip shit lindsey graham tells about how trump was amenable to a daca agreement, then a bit later on stephen miller got in his ear and thats when he said the "why do we want people from shithole countries coming here?" comment and then rejected the deal.

i guess that was just a tldr to say trump has always been a puppet for freaks like stephen miller to me.

i wish stephen miller was called out more.

[-] [email protected] 31 points 9 months ago

Not an original thought, but I really think would have loved having a title in a government that doesn't have a solitary chief executive. If he got to be like, the American version of the isntrael president that just gets to cut ribbons and throw handsome football player hamburger parties feast-1feast-2 and have a prime minister that does all the actual government stuff, he'd be like the happiest person alive. His perfect dream job is a fake no-show presidency where he just takes pictures smiling and shaking hands with famous big guys and hosting Our Favorite President's Tremendous Talk Show where he's basically Regis Philbin or Joan Rivers doing a Letterman kinda late night show.

[-] [email protected] 13 points 9 months ago

He's the most American guy ever and in burgerland everyone loves gaudy distractions and treats and being told they are a good boy.

Trump would take that deal in a heartbeat.

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[-] [email protected] 21 points 9 months ago

he doesn't want to wind up as a confirmed loser, which will mean he won't make money when it happens, and he almost got killed for it

he's fucking done and he's starting to realise it

[-] [email protected] 11 points 9 months ago

He started the campaign to promote a book. he used to be friendly with the Clinton's, I wouldn't be surprised if they decided on doing the pied piper strategy together

[-] [email protected] 56 points 9 months ago

I think he's just more upset that people aren't doting on him 24/7 for almost getting clapped

[-] [email protected] 53 points 9 months ago

Imagine how disliked you really have to be when a bullet nearly turns your head into a canoe, and people just collectively shrug it off.

[-] [email protected] 40 points 9 months ago

The overwhelming sentiment expressed was "how could he miss?!"

[-] [email protected] 53 points 9 months ago

I love how everyone stopped caring within the week. It's kind of amazing.

[-] [email protected] 45 points 9 months ago

a-little-trolling I did everything right, and they shot at meeeee

sicko-crowdsicko-crowdsicko-crowd

Whatever man this shit's boring, who cares

[-] [email protected] 37 points 9 months ago

The cynic in me thinks that once everyone realised that Trump survived AND the shooter was a Republican and not a Democrat obsessed communist, there was no reason to keep it in the news cycle. But you just know that if there was the slightest scent of leftism on him, we'd still be hearing about it to this day.

[-] [email protected] 32 points 9 months ago

simply cannot believe the dems actually RNG'd into the greatest strategic play of all time

the absolute certainty that he had it in the bag after surviving an assassination attempt was hamstrung immediately by the fact that they could, in fact, stop committing elder abuse on a dementia patient

[-] [email protected] 53 points 9 months ago

Libs are now bullying our first neurodivergent president.

[-] [email protected] 9 points 9 months ago
[-] [email protected] 8 points 9 months ago

Barry was exceedingly normalobama-spike

[-] [email protected] 42 points 9 months ago

I can't imagine a Republican saying "they legit may have ptsd" of anyone, ever

[-] [email protected] 20 points 9 months ago

yeah this sounds like something a democrat wine mom would say

[-] [email protected] 21 points 9 months ago

Democrat wine moms are famously married to republicans so it checks out

[-] [email protected] 17 points 9 months ago

it's tragic, but some republicans are known to be relatively personable.

[-] [email protected] 33 points 9 months ago
[-] [email protected] 27 points 9 months ago

he's just like me frfr

[-] [email protected] 26 points 9 months ago

I never thought one of the leopards would get strapped and try to rip my face off from a distance, not even to eat it, just for like, fun or something trump-kaneki

[-] [email protected] 23 points 9 months ago

Don't believe shit of those words. Can only hope are true, and that he spends the rest of his pathetic life watching that clip over and over. In a fever dream, he's even doing it inside a cell.

[-] [email protected] 41 points 9 months ago

Trump has lived such a charmed life up until this point, there is no way he could have conceived of a world where someone would shoot at him.

I totally believe that the assassination attempt completely shattered his perspective.

[-] [email protected] 24 points 9 months ago

Being real, it's much, much stranger to imagine a scenario in which an assassination attempt doesn't shake someone to the core. I'm just glad that it broke him rather than turning the maniac dial.

[-] [email protected] 16 points 9 months ago

I imagine Fidel got used to them

[-] [email protected] 25 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

The difference here being, Fidel literally fought for his beliefs. Trump is a billionaire who has had everything handed to him

[-] [email protected] 21 points 9 months ago

could the GOP have capitalized on the wake of the shooting more? Did they botch the messaging? Everyone thought that fist-pump photo was his guaranteed ticket back to the white house. I guess it doesn't matter since (1) we live in the United States of Amnesia, says Gore Vidal. And (2) Trump has checked out anyway

[-] [email protected] 20 points 9 months ago

mccrucified

As he always said, he's sacrificing himself and his nice life for this nation of poor losers. And they almost blew his head off for it despite loving him. He must realize even his loyal base is so fucking batshit that they'd kill his ass too and his Secret Service is so fucking incompetent they can't even stop it. Nowhere to turn except back to his room to eat McDonald's fish sandwiches and watch TV in silence contemplating the very real possibility that he, too, may be a loser. He might just die from that. Sucks to suck, Donny Boy.

[-] [email protected] 14 points 9 months ago

I get it, he feels like he almost died. That can get to you.

Makes it all the more funny that his supporters are plastering that fistpump photo everywhere, it must infuriate him

[-] [email protected] 14 points 9 months ago

I like the candidates who don't get shot

[-] [email protected] 13 points 9 months ago

Blue Jean baby :(

LA Lady :(

[-] [email protected] 11 points 9 months ago

he is BIG and WET (he is currently sobbing)

[-] [email protected] 11 points 9 months ago

PTSD is a mental health issue and by his own words, he should just die. Sorry I don't make the rules.

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