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He may actually legit have ptsd a republican official confirmed
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I was thinking “wait, they believe in ptsd now?”
I dont have shell shock, fuck you
trump, (he wishes)
The party of "man up and take it" currently facing a mental health crisis 
Trump disappears for a week then comes back and he's using therapy language to talk about the wondeful boaters and the bad hombres.
Crooks missed his head but canoed his ego.
Fuck Crooks got him so good he actually listened to Don Jr.
vibrationally I get why canoed is a nice word here but wdym exactly?
Does anyone else think he just doesnt want to do this shit anymore? he never truly cared about a wall of any of that shit, he just wanted what was good for himself and his ego.
I think people like stephen miller wanted the fucking wall and immigration shit more than trump did. Hes still a piece of shit dont get me wrong, i just think he said what people like stephen miller told him would help him win and make his base worship him more
theres a story that dip shit lindsey graham tells about how trump was amenable to a daca agreement, then a bit later on stephen miller got in his ear and thats when he said the "why do we want people from shithole countries coming here?" comment and then rejected the deal.
i guess that was just a tldr to say trump has always been a puppet for freaks like stephen miller to me.
i wish stephen miller was called out more.
Not an original thought, but I really think would have loved having a title in a government that doesn't have a solitary chief executive. If he got to be like, the American version of the 
president that just gets to cut ribbons and throw handsome football player hamburger parties 
and have a prime minister that does all the actual government stuff, he'd be like the happiest person alive. His perfect dream job is a fake no-show presidency where he just takes pictures smiling and shaking hands with famous big guys and hosting Our Favorite President's Tremendous Talk Show where he's basically Regis Philbin or Joan Rivers doing a Letterman kinda late night show.
He's the most American guy ever and in burgerland everyone loves gaudy distractions and treats and being told they are a good boy.
Trump would take that deal in a heartbeat.
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he doesn't want to wind up as a confirmed loser, which will mean he won't make money when it happens, and he almost got killed for it
he's fucking done and he's starting to realise it
He started the campaign to promote a book. he used to be friendly with the Clinton's, I wouldn't be surprised if they decided on doing the pied piper strategy together
I think he's just more upset that people aren't doting on him 24/7 for almost getting clapped
Imagine how disliked you really have to be when a bullet nearly turns your head into a canoe, and people just collectively shrug it off.
The overwhelming sentiment expressed was "how could he miss?!"
I love how everyone stopped caring within the week. It's kind of amazing.
I did everything right, and they shot at meeeee
Whatever man this shit's boring, who cares
The cynic in me thinks that once everyone realised that Trump survived AND the shooter was a Republican and not a Democrat obsessed communist, there was no reason to keep it in the news cycle. But you just know that if there was the slightest scent of leftism on him, we'd still be hearing about it to this day.
simply cannot believe the dems actually RNG'd into the greatest strategic play of all time
the absolute certainty that he had it in the bag after surviving an assassination attempt was hamstrung immediately by the fact that they could, in fact, stop committing elder abuse on a dementia patient
Libs are now bullying our first neurodivergent president.
he's like the 44th
Barry was exceedingly normal
I can't imagine a Republican saying "they legit may have ptsd" of anyone, ever
yeah this sounds like something a democrat wine mom would say
Democrat wine moms are famously married to republicans so it checks out
it's tragic, but some republicans are known to be relatively personable.
he's just like me frfr
I never thought one of the leopards would get strapped and try to rip my face off from a distance, not even to eat it, just for like, fun or something 
Don't believe shit of those words. Can only hope are true, and that he spends the rest of his pathetic life watching that clip over and over. In a fever dream, he's even doing it inside a cell.
Trump has lived such a charmed life up until this point, there is no way he could have conceived of a world where someone would shoot at him.
I totally believe that the assassination attempt completely shattered his perspective.
Being real, it's much, much stranger to imagine a scenario in which an assassination attempt doesn't shake someone to the core. I'm just glad that it broke him rather than turning the maniac dial.
I imagine Fidel got used to them
The difference here being, Fidel literally fought for his beliefs. Trump is a billionaire who has had everything handed to him
could the GOP have capitalized on the wake of the shooting more? Did they botch the messaging? Everyone thought that fist-pump photo was his guaranteed ticket back to the white house. I guess it doesn't matter since (1) we live in the United States of Amnesia, says Gore Vidal. And (2) Trump has checked out anyway
As he always said, he's sacrificing himself and his nice life for this nation of poor losers. And they almost blew his head off for it despite loving him. He must realize even his loyal base is so fucking batshit that they'd kill his ass too and his Secret Service is so fucking incompetent they can't even stop it. Nowhere to turn except back to his room to eat McDonald's fish sandwiches and watch TV in silence contemplating the very real possibility that he, too, may be a loser. He might just die from that. Sucks to suck, Donny Boy.
I get it, he feels like he almost died. That can get to you.
Makes it all the more funny that his supporters are plastering that fistpump photo everywhere, it must infuriate him
I like the candidates who don't get shot
Blue Jean baby :(
LA Lady :(
he is BIG and WET (he is currently sobbing)
PTSD is a mental health issue and by his own words, he should just die. Sorry I don't make the rules.
this post was submitted on 15 Aug 2024
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