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Braveheart for libs (hexbear.net)
submitted 10 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
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[-] [email protected] 57 points 10 months ago

yeah, I'm hung in these streets big-cool

[-] [email protected] 36 points 10 months ago

I'm hung in these sheets ♡

[-] [email protected] 22 points 10 months ago
[-] [email protected] 22 points 10 months ago

Synthesis, I’m hung and I sleep in a car

[-] [email protected] 27 points 10 months ago
[-] [email protected] 46 points 10 months ago

they want to give us all huge dicks and you're laughing

[-] [email protected] 13 points 10 months ago

I had to reread the news post to understand your post.

How do you make that mistake lmao

[-] [email protected] 12 points 10 months ago

laughing AND interested

[-] [email protected] 24 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Ok, new conspiracy, the motive was to spark a civil war knowing dems, despite being totally harmless, would be blamed anyways and the guy just wanted his party to just finally go about claiming their inevitable victory.

[-] [email protected] 9 points 10 months ago

The leader says "So - we got 100 democrats hiding in the school gym. I know some you are shy to do what needs to be done. But we gotta do it to end this thing soon as possible. Other counties around have already finished and this is costing me. My car dealership has been closed ever since the fighting broke out. Not really fighting but you know what I mean. To stiffen your resolve remember the sacrifice of that guy who got shot by bullets meant for Our Lord and Savior Trump. The democrats made it so Trump got shot and that guy died. We'll do it in the name of that guy. We'll thank him for his service."

Somebody says "What was that guy's name anyways?" The response is mumbling and the shuffling of feet. Somebody coughs.

The leader says "Nobody knows?... We are about to do what is necessary in the name that guy who got shot by bullets meant for Our Lord and Savior Trump. That's good enough."

"OLST," they all say. And with that - they had towards the gym.

[-] [email protected] 23 points 10 months ago

From (apocryphally) the great old Hollywood Squares:

Peter Marshall: "Paul, why was Nathan Hale hung?"

Paul Lynde: "Heredity."

[-] [email protected] 16 points 10 months ago

I know I've been posting too much today but - fuck me - I have to say that I really think Bluesky libs are in the zone.

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Braveheart - "They Will Never Take Our Freedom"

[-] [email protected] 12 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

I know I've been posting too much today but - fuck me - I have to say that I really think Bluesky libs are in the zone.

At this point of sanity, bring out your inner UlyssesT and spur off many emojis

agony-soviet

We are dealing with some very unserious people here, after all...

[-] [email protected] 8 points 10 months ago

bring out your inner UlyssesT

We must all become UlyssesT rat-salute-2

[-] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago

I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:

[-] [email protected] 11 points 10 months ago

Literally the shooting was republican infighting fuck off

[-] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago

"Trump or Death" sounds like an Eddie Izzard bit

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