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[–] [email protected] 39 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)
[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

the overlap between idealized neo-slaver and White Jesus is very interesting to me, but nowhere near as much as the farmer's tan

I wish I could ask the AI why it does things. how many muscle men with farmer's tans went into this picture or was "and he's got a farmer's tan" part of the prompt

edit: this is the level of racist brainworms my sister has, and idk what to even say about that part except visible-disgust JB-shining-aggro

[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 weeks ago

like ButtBidet, I'm down for vanishing from the world to save it from the rest of our kind

Down With Cis

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

have always had a giant crush on him, and it just got bigger ❤️

[–] [email protected] 23 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

is that supposed to be Jesus or just an Ancient Guy?

(looks very much like the paintings of White Jesus that are popular with a certain kind of person – my mother has one in her house, painted by her mother)

also, why does he have a farmer's tan?

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I wondered if that was what they meant, but then what would its decrepitude have to do with its tendency to flood?

it's the "so decrepit it floods" part that's tripping me up, in what way is the decrepitude contributing to the flooding!? don't they know that autistic people will be reading this and dying of curiosity

just gonna have to content myself with the mental image of guys in nice suits wading around in calf-deep nastiness in a stinky, muddy building that keeps dripping filth on them

[–] [email protected] 40 points 2 weeks ago

I am reminded that these people have homes with addresses

[–] [email protected] 36 points 2 weeks ago
[–] [email protected] 49 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

new drinking game: we do a shot/take a drink every time they wheel out Genocide Joe before inauguration day

I challenge anyone to total them all up at the end of January and try desperately to catch a buzz

[–] [email protected] 36 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

The major training site is so "decrepit" that it frequently floods after heavy rains, according to the NYT.

??? is this as confusing to anybody else as it is to me? like, is this a basement video game level kinda training field that got flooded or what? a terribly built building that leaks horrifically from the roof and walls and floods? what does this actually mean

[–] [email protected] 38 points 2 weeks ago

Thesis: cilantro tastes like soap and is disgusting

Antithesis: cilantro does not taste like soap and is delicious

Synthesis: cilantro tastes like soap and is delicious

✨I AM THE SYNTHESIS✨

gimme your soapy salsa, yim yum party-cat

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

bump amber whataboutism volcel police

jaw harp techno

 

my spouse submitted his Hexbear app

get ready for Machine Whisperer posting

 

you know, the times everyone comes together to support or celebrate

that post yesterday about TC69 & BrookeBaybee was pretty great 🥰 I wasn't here back in the day to interact with them, but they're legendary, and seeing everyone's delight about their romance was heartwarming

tell me about the ones you hold dear

cuddle

PS: you're the best and I love you ❤️

edit: title edited per correction from @[email protected] 💕

 

spent more time than I want to admit this weekend working on a shape cutout thing for the illustrations and fucking hated the results, so I ended up just searching up images and then combining and editing things that I liked

here's the final product. I've included the PNGs I printed from in case you liked the blessing and you're the kind of person who would give a homemade card, too. mine is printed on toned cardstock; trimmed card dimensions are 4.5x12" printed, 4.5"x6" folded.

 

generic Adderall is back in stock at my pharmacy 🎉 was really starting to worry they weren't going to get more until next calendar year or whenever the annual quotas reset or whatever, but I got both 30 mg xr for me and 20 mg xr for my son

possum-party

so, check yours, it might be back for you, too

timmy-pray

also, the one tech at my pharmacy that has never once been anything but barely civil with me was finally nice to me this week, which has given me another little data point that affirms my impression that pharmacy staff treats me better after having bought the name brand.

blocky-wat

have you had that experience?

the same thing happened at two other chains: there would always be a couple people on staff who were a little gruff with me in a way they weren't with other people in line ahead of me, until the day I bought name brand from them.

what-the-hell

(a third place treated me so poorly after they pulled my info up in the computer the very first time I went that I cried on the way home and never went back. kitty-cri )

my suspicion is that they're generally skeptical of anyone getting stimulants, but if I'm "willing" to pay a couple hundred per prescription per month for it, then I become less sketchy because obviously I and my kid "really need it."

brow

it's possible that they just suddenly see me as pitiable; I'm sure my voice and face change drastically in the seconds after they tell me the generic isn't available.

omori-afraid

or maybe I seem less likely to sell it if I can "afford" hundreds of dollars for the name brand.

nevermind the actual situation, which is that I'm only able to "afford" it or "willing" to pay that because I can beg my family for help, and there are plenty of people (who need it to have any executive function just as much as my kid and I do!) who just Do Not Have That Option.

stress

when this happens to me, it makes me wonder how they treated everyone who couldn't afford the name brand. are they even more suspicious of them now?

kitty-birthday-sad

I don't have a better theory for their line of thinking, and surprise surprise, the logic doesn't even hold up, imo. I could even see someone being more tempted to sell a couple day-off doses to recoup some of those hundreds they spent on the name brand – you do occasionally need to eat, after all.

i-love-not-thinking pika-cousin-suffering

thank you, Puritanical Culture and War on Drugs

brainworms amerikkka

 

I'm making a card to go along with our gift, but deciding what to write inside is hard! I did some searching and compiling of bits and pieces that I liked, and here's what I've got so far, please give your edits/suggestions/etc

May the Sun bring you new energy by day,
And may the Moon bring you peace every night.

May your wisdom and courage never fail,
May your kindness be returned multiplied,
And may beauty forever grace your heart and gaze.

May you always have a warm home to return to,
A gentle word offered to you, and a safe haven to rest your head.

May the rains softly wash away your cares and refresh you.
May the storms pass you by, the fires only warm you,
The tides bear you up, and the earth be a friend beneath your feet.

May you forever walk in harmony,
May you always know your blessings,
And may you never want for more.

 

she's tiny but she's almost 2.5 years old, just a very very petite kitty

she's named Ruby because she was born in July, we got her from the farm we were doing CSA with that year

she's very snuggly and curious, she loves to climb inappropriate things like curtains and screen doors and take long naps with my son, curled up on his back ❤️

right now she's pestering me while I try to clean in the basement, lmk if you have anything you'd like to say to her and I'll pass it along

 

anybody else engaging in this bizarre behavior I can't let go of?

it takes me a month to go through a pack these days, even giving them away, because I'm one of those lucky freaks who can just smoke one here and there and not be interested in one day to day

but I'm still flipping the front middle one over every time I open a new pack

maybe (probably!) you don't do lucky cigs – what're you doing that's a ridiculous holdover from forever ago?

 

kept wondering why the Star Spangled Banner was popping into my head while working on it, then I remembered @[email protected]'s "...showed that Iranians care" post from earlier and it suddenly made sense

 

Testimony from someone who worked first shift the day it happened and was almost swept away by flood waters when he tried to evacuate too late.

He correctly identifies that the greed of management is what killed his coworkers.

 

if you didn't have one, please feel free to invent what you think would have happened/what you would like to have happened

 

another Onion Lad cartoon, this time debunking capybara misinformation

 

a charming 4:50 cartoon about the brutality of insect warfare

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