unfortunately, it is totally possible to make that trip if you have a submarine that wasn't designed by a startup-brained moron

they'll probably be fine

The orcas have a chance to do the funniest thing possible.

Hold on, actually let's hope for this to succeed so they relax and we get a bigger catch next time

I will completely unironically become a Poseidon worshiper if he grants us this miracle

no more half measures walter

This time it's a garbage can with some duct tape and a playstation 1 controller

I was talking to a coworker about this and had to defend my glee by proving that this billionaire is a demon. Found an old reddit thread where someone in Dayton, OH was being sued by his real estate investment firm, Connor Group, for one million (1,000,000) dollars for publicly complaining about them not sending maintenance crews to fix problems with his apartment.

Found a few others with people warning others not to move into his apartment complexes for the same reason.

Sad to hear that Triton is a real submarine company and he won't die due to a Logitech controller shorting out or whatever.

inshallah someone on the crew understands humanity's predicament and will do what needs to be done

oh and also: Davy Jones' Lockerbie

Can't wait for the pilot to forget his wrist straps and accidentally throw his Wiimote steering wheel into the viewport.

How many billionaires are gonna fit inside this one?

Praying that everyone on that sub has an extremely ΔP time in the North Atlantic

Bring Les with you.

Every year we should let the billionaires compete to see who gets to go die trying to see a boat

I would love for billionaires to turn this into a dick measuring contest. Just lining up to die one after the other because, "those guys were chumps let me show your how much billionairer I am".

That's the terror of knowing

What this dive is about

Watching billionaires screaming

"Let me out!"