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[-] [email protected] 86 points 1 year ago

unfortunately, it is totally possible to make that trip if you have a submarine that wasn't designed by a startup-brained moron

they'll probably be fine

[-] [email protected] 46 points 1 year ago

Yeah, I'm not sure what point he's trying to prove. Of course the industry is safe, that's what all the safety requirements when building and operating a submarine is all about.

[-] [email protected] 32 points 1 year ago

Triton Submersibles is actually one of those companies that knows what they're doing. Their big project was the DSV Limiting Factor, which is a legitimate deep sea research vessel, so unless they're using another shed build submarine they'll probably survive

But it might mean that more startup brained billionaires get lulled into a false sense of security and build more OceanGate style tubs

[-] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

I've been saying we should all act like this is the coolest thing ever because musk will absolutely try to copy it but lead the design himself leading to an actual ocean gate 2.0.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

log onto Twitter

@ elon musk "bet you couldn't make a sub that could reach the OceanGate wreck"

Log off

Wait

[-] [email protected] 20 points 1 year ago

I did hear someone say that these subs tend to cost 2x what the one these nerds are going down in. So here's hoping that 2x savings owns them.

[-] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

Yea the last one failed because they bought used parts that were literally advertised as being non viable for deep water trips.

If a billionaire decided to not try to save a couple grand by using second hand parts and a madcatz controller this should be trivial for them. It's why the last one was so funny. He had all the money in the world so he thought that made him smarter than nature.

[-] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

"why has nobody thought to build a submarine like an airplane hull? truly, I am a world-historic genius"

[-] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

At least we can take solace in the fact that they're going to be miserable for several days a cold, cramped submarine instead of relaxing and enjoying themselves in the luxury of their private island or whatever

[-] [email protected] 45 points 1 year ago

The orcas have a chance to do the funniest thing possible.

[-] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago

By Gawd, that's White Gladis's music!

[-] [email protected] 38 points 1 year ago

Hold on, actually let's hope for this to succeed so they relax and we get a bigger catch next time

[-] [email protected] 37 points 1 year ago

Someone who's good with art, help me pitch rich people on a massive underwater city that's only for rich people and nothing bad will ever happen to rich people there

[-] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago

Build it as the Ayn Rand dream for good measure

[-] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

I really gotta play that game eventually, tho they say it's not cool enough cuz it's a libertarian critique of libertarianism

[-] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

It deconstructs Ayn Rand by playing it straight. Don't expect Disco Elysium analysis, but it does have good writing. Excellent twist for its time, and I won't spoil it just in case.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

The twist is an m. night shamelan (close enough) "free will is an illusion" rug pull but I really don't think it takes away from the criticism of how they got to that point.

[-] [email protected] 23 points 1 year ago

Good plan, good plan

[-] [email protected] 35 points 1 year ago

I will completely unironically become a Poseidon worshiper if he grants us this miracle

[-] [email protected] 21 points 1 year ago

Lol, let's hope its in another ship that has a name that's an affront to comrade Poseidon, or another ocean deity.

[-] [email protected] 20 points 1 year ago

If they were smart, they'd name it The Nobody

[-] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago

I guess being stuck roaming for years on end is better than dead. With a name like Nemo though maybe there's some sea monster sized sea turtles we haven't discovered yet.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Sea turtles eat squid, and since there are giant squid surely there must be giant turtles to eat them.

[-] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago

Welcome to the true faith. Hallowed are his rippling abs.

[-] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago

Welcome to the Crossroads. Death to Chronos.

[-] [email protected] 33 points 1 year ago

no more half measures walter

[-] [email protected] 30 points 1 year ago

No more half pressures water

[-] [email protected] 26 points 1 year ago

This time it's a garbage can with some duct tape and a playstation 1 controller

[-] [email protected] 22 points 1 year ago

Mad Katz controller

[-] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago

off brand ps1 controller

[-] [email protected] 25 points 1 year ago

I was talking to a coworker about this and had to defend my glee by proving that this billionaire is a demon. Found an old reddit thread where someone in Dayton, OH was being sued by his real estate investment firm, Connor Group, for one million (1,000,000) dollars for publicly complaining about them not sending maintenance crews to fix problems with his apartment.

Found a few others with people warning others not to move into his apartment complexes for the same reason.

Sad to hear that Triton is a real submarine company and he won't die due to a Logitech controller shorting out or whatever.

[-] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

SpaceX is a real company, and their rockets explode all the time... Inshallah on this sub

[-] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

From your lips comrade

[-] [email protected] 23 points 1 year ago

inshallah someone on the crew understands humanity's predicament and will do what needs to be done

oh and also: Davy Jones' Lockerbie

[-] [email protected] 21 points 1 year ago

Can't wait for the pilot to forget his wrist straps and accidentally throw his Wiimote steering wheel into the viewport.

[-] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago

How many billionaires are gonna fit inside this one?

[-] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago
[-] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

Praying that everyone on that sub has an extremely ΔP time in the North Atlantic

[-] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

Bring Les with you.

[-] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

Every year we should let the billionaires compete to see who gets to go die trying to see a boat

[-] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

I would love for billionaires to turn this into a dick measuring contest. Just lining up to die one after the other because, "those guys were chumps let me show your how much billionairer I am".

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

That's the terror of knowing

What this dive is about

Watching billionaires screaming

"Let me out!"

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