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[–] [email protected] 35 points 5 months ago (2 children)

I will completely unironically become a Poseidon worshiper if he grants us this miracle

[–] [email protected] 21 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Lol, let's hope its in another ship that has a name that's an affront to comrade Poseidon, or another ocean deity.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 5 months ago (1 children)

If they were smart, they'd name it The Nobody

[–] [email protected] 16 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I guess being stuck roaming for years on end is better than dead. With a name like Nemo though maybe there's some sea monster sized sea turtles we haven't discovered yet.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

Sea turtles eat squid, and since there are giant squid surely there must be giant turtles to eat them.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Welcome to the true faith. Hallowed are his rippling abs.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 5 months ago

Welcome to the Crossroads. Death to Chronos.