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[-] [email protected] 50 points 1 year ago
[-] [email protected] 27 points 1 year ago

Axios in the near future...

According to a senior aide - "The president forcefully pushed back and told the Prime Minister Netanyahu the chaos caused by the IDF's incursion into Rafah must end."

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What happened that morning...

"Mr. Prime Minister - I'm going to draw another red line. I'm warning you. The gloves are off now!"

"I hear you. I see you. I am listening to you."

"I don't understand."

"I know."

[-] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

Does anyone else also hate reading Axios, not due to political takes but because of their ultra-condensed writing format?

It's so jolting and I always feel like I'm missing two-thirds of an article.

[-] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

Here's some inside-the-beltway gossip for the lanyards and there will be more sprinkled throughout. Don't you feel part of DC this way?

  • Important. This isn't actually important. It's the spin.

  • Noteworthy. There is some actual context and news in here but again there's a lot of spin.

  • Why this is important. As a reporter I have a certain number of words to put in this section so I gotta do this. Hold on - I need a couple more. Done!

 

Now here's some more inside-the-beltway gossip for the lanyards. If you're reading along - don't you feel clever?

[-] [email protected] 27 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

They'll keep rapidly painting new red lines after the old ones are crossed like some sort of classic Warner Bros cartoon.

[-] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago

And end up painting a red carpet for him.

[-] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago
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[-] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:

[-] [email protected] 41 points 1 year ago

President Biden "dangerously close to having it up to here" with Israel's war in Gaza, a source close to the administration said. "A few more years of this and it's gonna be time to start thinking about some real consequences."

[-] [email protected] 20 points 1 year ago

I am sternly wagging my finger at you, SIR!

[-] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago

Biden taking off his hat, throwing it on the ground, and stomping on it: "BIIIIIIIBIIIII!!!!!"

[-] [email protected] 32 points 1 year ago

Weapons shipments

[-] [email protected] 30 points 1 year ago

a thin blue line.

[-] [email protected] 25 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Infrared line.

[-] [email protected] 21 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Genocide Joe is going to write a note to Zyklon Bibi's parents, telling them he's been a very naughty boy.

Then he's going to send him weapons designed explicitly to kill large amounts of children.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Biden, while authorizing a delivery of thousands of these to Israel: "Look Jack, you gotta stop shooting babies."

[-] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:

[-] [email protected] 20 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

biden's gonna call netanyahu a poopyhead again and then ship him more weapons

[-] [email protected] 19 points 1 year ago

Biden will be forced to schedule a parent-teacher conference.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Except in this scenario the child tells the teacher to fuck off and the parent agrees with them.

[-] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Saw someone basically say this means we can't blame Biden for the genocide any more. Insane take.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

Like when I tell my SO I told the bartender I was only there for one so really the crashed car in the front yard is his fault.

Except this is a bad example because the bar might actually get in trouble because we hold bartenders more personally responsible for their actions than American presidents.

[-] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago

it takes 7 red lines to make an american flag. he's trying to be patriotic

[-] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago

brandon is red green colorblind actually

[-] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Ngo DIem was assassinated in a CIA-backed coup after his repression against Buddhists couldn't be contained and was fucking up the US' war efforts.

What are the chances Bibi here gets a visit from the interior minister in these coming days?

[-] [email protected] 26 points 1 year ago

Very low. The US has bought it's own propaganda, it's not competent enough to know when to stop anymore

[-] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Do you think that the Imperial American ruling class wants a regional conflict in the Middle East?

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Some of them definitely do, there's always money to be made

[-] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago

If only Biden had ever had a front row seat to what happens if a president makes a big thing of declaring a red line and then doesn't do anything when it's crossed.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

I don't follow because I feel like there's a lot of Biden lore during his and Obama's presidency. Which incident are you referencing?

[-] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

Obama did a lot of "red line" rhetoric regarding Assad/Syria and then would just make a new "red line" whenever the previous one was ignored.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

How many WW3 scares was that ago? Like 10?

[-] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago

A rainbow line drawn by women

[-] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago

white suburbs

[-] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

it's dessert, jack dem

[-] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago
[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

According to liberals, Putin's response was completely unexpected, unprecedented and unprovoked.

[-] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

If Biden wants my vote the least he could do is dronestrike Netanyahu

[-] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)
[-] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

>fictitious red line is passed

biden-forgor

sorry kids I did all I could to stop the madness

biden-harbinger

blob-on-fire

NOW SHUT UP AND WORK HARDER FOR LESS MONEY VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE

[-] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

This just got serious.

Now Biden is going to describe Netanyahu using the F word

Which one? God only knows. God. Only. Knows.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Biden about to go on his Frenworld arc

rust-darkness

[-] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

biden-rember "That means it's time to shift to a new gear, so your genocide can go faster but doesn't make so much noise!"

[-] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

Oh no look out netanyahu, they're gonna put out more articles about how biden is FUMING behind the scenes

[-] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

Biden's red lines for genocide are worth as much as liberals red lines for the Dem party

[-] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

"To keep from getting fired by the administration, Mr. Biden (an Elemtary PE/History Teacher at Rochdale Public School) was forced to grade his class on a curve as nobody in the class made higher than a D- for the semester."

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