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[-] [email protected] 45 points 1 year ago

Least suspect Fort Bragg soldier

[-] [email protected] 43 points 1 year ago

My friend told me to stop ordering cocaine via the mail. I told him he was disrespecting a future US army soldier.

[-] [email protected] 42 points 1 year ago

You can mail order coke now?! What a time to be alive!

[-] [email protected] 41 points 1 year ago

might even be harder today than it was like 10 years ago when silk road was operating and cops didn't know what bitcoin was

[-] [email protected] 36 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

came onto this thread thinking about just that deeper-sadness those were the days

we also used to be able to mail order psychedelic truffles from the netherlands due to some legal gray area or something? Idk we did it a bunch and never got arrested. Checked a few years ago if this was still possible and it's not deeper-sadness they just don't want the kids to have any fun these days

[-] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Had a high school buddy that went to the next college over that their whole floor sophomore year would order laundry lists of psychedelics and party drugs and get them delivered to the student mail room without issue.

Then as an added bonus they realized 10 years later the absolute crumbs of leftover bitcoins they had to use to buy them were worth thousands of dollars.

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[-] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago
[-] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

just referred to this as such upthread.

helped me kick a bad habit. and got to know this wonderful transwoman out in cali who shoveled many wonderful cannabis and concentrates she made onto me for cheap or free

the community was really cool and felt like old school late 90s subversive hacker internet again

[-] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I want amazon drone delivered coke obama-drone lord-bezos-amused . A new evolution in human development.

[-] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

Drones already deliver it in prisons obama-drone

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[-] [email protected] 35 points 1 year ago

The guy telling you white privilege doesn't exist

[-] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago

He has textured hair and beard - I don't want to be a phrenologist here but there's a good chance he's just light-skinned or mixed-race.

Not saying white privilege doesn't exist but this may not be an example of it.

[-] [email protected] 22 points 1 year ago

The document gives his name as Michael Acevedo, so he is probably Latino.

I think the more straightforward answer here is imperial military privilege.

[-] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Military privilege is def a thing in the US that goes beyond the tangible benefits (some retail stores giving discounts to veterans and such)

Had a grandfather that served in the air force for a long time, any time he got pulled over for speeding he'd 'accidentally' give the cop his old military id first. He rarely got ticketed.

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[-] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

when you're ambiguous, you are what the cops think you are

[-] [email protected] 33 points 1 year ago

"Brave freedom fighter arrested for trying to have a good time"

[-] [email protected] 32 points 1 year ago
[-] [email protected] 31 points 1 year ago

Just a dude living his best life. Why go out for coke when it can be delivered to your doorstep? Guys thinking on a completely different level.

[-] [email protected] 30 points 1 year ago

lol, lmao

What is it with Fort Bragg? Is it just because it's so big, or is there something about it that makes it the "Florida" of US Army bases?

[-] [email protected] 25 points 1 year ago

Probably.

It's the most vile base in the empire, I swear there's always some fucked up shit going on there.

[-] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago

rotating schedule of covert psychological torture experiments. one week it's LSD in the orange juice, the next it's replacing all the toilet paper with a single pumice stone.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago
[-] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

hey this guy doesn't know how to use the pumice stone

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[-] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

i don't have proof, just an educated guess

[-] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

Headquarters for JSOC. There's a journalist that's been doing great coverage of their stuff for the last 5-7 years. I think Rolling Stone's published their stuff but they've done appearances on True Anon & QAA to talk about it.

Seth Harp is his name I think, this might be the first article but he's written like 5 or more: https://www.rollingstone.com/culture/culture-features/fort-bragg-murders-1153405/

[-] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

Seth Harp is his name I think

Yup, he's the one tweeting in the post lol

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[-] [email protected] 27 points 1 year ago

If i could get heroin delivered to my fucking home address I'd be back on the needle and dead within a week.

[-] [email protected] 20 points 1 year ago

back in the brief golden age of this kind of thing having that kind of access actually helped me permanently kick the habit

i was so used to inconsistent connects and being run around and buying as much as possible that finally having one click access meant budgeting, planning, and controlled transition to kratom

[-] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

The Silk Road. Your one stop shop for everything illegal.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

not everything just drugs and big packages of pirated content for mere pennies. place was surprisingly ethical

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[-] [email protected] 21 points 1 year ago

Uhh, I think you mean Fort LIBERTY!

[-] [email protected] 21 points 1 year ago
[-] [email protected] 20 points 1 year ago

Can I just get coke mailed to me? Why did no one tell me this???

[-] [email protected] 20 points 1 year ago

breaking news: he has plead Not Guilty on the grounds that he din't know it was iwwegaw powercry-1

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[-] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago

Yeah uh that's basically all they do at Fort Bragg don't google "soldier deaths fort bragg"

[-] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

fort bag is built entirely outta kilo bricks

[-] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago

"Your honor you said it was fine last time I did this, I'm still in the army so this should still be ok."

[-] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

ah so this is the freedom in america, freedom for oppressors

lenin-heisenberg

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[-] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

This actually probably the best way to get coke delivered. US domestic express mail needs a warrant to be opened and if he sent it to a different address but still gets caught then he gets a mail fraud charge on top of it.

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