chapotraphouse

there is no good evidence that it is not conscious

incredible line of reasoning, just foolproof logic right there

Medieval peasants were smarter than this

no evidence that it is not

positivists in shambles

People will go to amazing lengths to justify tanning their butthole.

if only I could be so grossly incandescent

There's no documented evidence of the little rock troll that lives in my colon and flattens my turds either but i know he's there.

Marble bust guys will see this and be like , but try telling them capital is an inhuman malevolent pseudo-intelligence and see how fast you hear the words "econ 101"

Listen I'm on board but you're gonna have to tell me how you think the sun communicates its wishes

Unironically more rational than most religions, no? At least he's trying to interact with something that's actually there.

Everyone online is trying to outdo each other in saying the most insane shit.

What no vegetables does to a mf

It demands blood.

But even if you could communicate with the sun, why would the sun want to communicate with you? A little flesh blob filled with those gross heavier elements instead of much nicer hydrogen and helium?

This is something I've never understood about all this woo pseudo-pagan "mother gaia" type stuff, why would the earth itself, or the sun or universe or whatever, care about a single tiny person within it?

[We're in fuckin 1320 motherfucker, you are a serf. Bitch, you live in Alsace. You are a peasant. You need to give your fucking lord the grain.

Your fucking children? You've had 15 children. You've never taken a bath. You've, literally, never washed your penis. You've never used toilet paper. Motherfucker, you have worms. You are dying. You've had 40 children; three of them are alive. Two of them are child soldiers in the Duke's army. Bitch, the greatest thing you can hope for is to die at the ripe age of 36. You fucking can't read. You don't know what TV is. You are literally, if you are transported to today, the worst gamer of all time. You don't know shit. You literally probably don't know what the direction left is.

I'm sure some medieval guy is gonna get mad at me. Bitch, I've been to the renaissance fair. I have eaten a large turkey wing (which the juggalos call 'bitch beaters'; which I think is problematic but a funny thing to call them). Motherfucker, you gotta recognise where you are and then you gotta get past that. You gotta be unemotional and, I know I'm not being a great display of that myself, but you gotta. You can't sink into this hole. You live in the oubliette, you need to climb up that ladder motherfucker. You live in the hole! You're in the hole! You are a rat, and a rat when he's in the hole gets fucked. People only throw trash in the hole. You know what, you need to eat a body and you need to carry the plague. You need to carry a plague around this whole world that will change this whole fucking world and all your enemies will vomit black bile and they will choke on blood and grow boils and die. But only if you get together with your other rats and you come up with some kind of super plague to fucking end your enemies and end this nightmare.](https://soundcloud.com/distantdreamz/were-in-fuckin-1320-motherfucker)

Yeah, sure, I can stare at it and it can give me cancer. That's an interaction.

"Why not worship the ctan" -people about to have a bad time

statue twitter having a normal one

How does a human brain get like this?

This is a George Carlin bit

Can't believe roman statue guys are engaging in the religion of Rome's sworn enemy. (Zoroastrianism)

Dude probably has delusions caused by meat sweats and constipation

taking care not to eat the sun because i'm vegan

“Interacting” with the sun is just skin cancer, especially for mayos.

Ngl I really Hexbear hating on people like this

There is no good evidence that my scrotum isn't filled with pepperonis and diamonds