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whos sneezing wrong

all of you, im the only correct sneeze haver here.

I hold mine in because im trying to shoot my socks off my feet from the backpressure.

either tiny, squeaky sneezes or at risk of throwing my back out. there's literally no middle ground. send help.

I'm good at stifling sneezes, but that's mostly because I hate making noise. I sneeze into my shirt if I'm not wearing a mask. I guess normal for me is sneezing like a cough where I don't activate my vocal cords.

I hate it when people sneeze and get vocal. Force is fine, but I don't think shouting is necessary

I've always been a stifle sneezer, except if I'm already in a bathroom or secluded area.

The way you talk makes it sound like you don't uphold your volcel pledge.

I'm a loud and violent sneezer to the point I've had to stop sneezing through my nose or else I'd risk blowing out my ear drums from the overpressurization. I try not to active my vocal cords while I'm sneezing too but it's still loud as shit.

Every time I've sneeze in public I've made people jump from being startled by me sneezing.

3 small sneezes in a row and a final big one

Just 2 days ago I achieved the level of "dad sneezer" and caused a localized earthquake under the foundation of our house with the force from it.

The Communists disdain to conceal their views and sneezes. They openly declare that their ends can be attained only by the forcible clearing of all existing nasal cavities. Let the bystanders tremble at a Communistic sneeze. The noses have nothing to lose but their snort. They have air to win.

Usually do the old a-choo because I'm in my room alone but I do say god bless me.

My sinuses are fucked and I sneeze no less than six times in a row every time, it's the loudest thing you've ever heard and everyone hates me, no one says bless you anymore they just roll their eyes and I feel like I have to apologize for my hideous internal deformity

I sneeze like a cartoon character

I stifle mine because I produce a lot of saliva and tend to spray like a fire hose if I cut loose.

I'm also a champion at gleeking.

I sneeze at maximum volume due to being male socialized

I have a clocky sneeze, real /tttt brainworms

But I never sneeze just once, I will always sneeze at least twice, usually 3-4 minimum

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sexually_induced_sneezing

HaaAaAA-chhhshhhh

HaaaaAaaAAAaA-chuh

Hyaa... CHOOOOOOOOUYIOOOOO hyuhuheh

If I'm alone or with people I'm really comfortable with I'll basically shout when I sneeze, let it all out, very satisfying. If I'm at work or something I stifle it which is the worst actually because then I just end up sneezing at least three times which means people say bless you or gesundheit once and then get progressively surprised or annoyed at the subsequent sneezes.

Serial sneezer. We're talking minimum of 5. My grandpa went 30 and over at times.

It depends, if I can feel it coming I'll kind of muffle it into my elbow because germs and whatnot but if I'm taken by surprise I have an almost cartoon AHHHHH-choo.

I've been told I sneeze "cutely." It's stupid, but we take the random gender euphoria like that.

Full force, usually two or three times in a row. Have been knocked off my feet, and nearly blacked out once. I have to pull over if i need to sneeze while driving. It sucks lmao.

I used to be able to hold my sneezes in. Simply refuse to sneeze. I've gone soft in old age.

I used to muffle myself but now I fully sneeze like my dad

I have an array of masculine sneezes

Nice try fed, you won't get me to compromise my opsec and give up such valuable personal identity info!

Whichever type I want to be, since it is completely up to yourself how you sneeze. I choose not to be a mach 2 siren sneezer, since it is incredibly uncomfortable for everyone else around. It is entirely within my own power to decide how I want my sneezes to be, as it is for everyone. I will take it personally if you yell-sneeze next to me

Two sneezes and they sound like a cough/bark

I go really loud, with an over-the-top cartoon-ass "ACHOO!" As long as I'm sneezing I might as well have some fun with it!

Of course I always aim away from others/cover my nose and mouth with my elbow.

A sudden sonic blast, an outright shout. I sometimes need to leave the room.

Very often and usually in groups of 5+ (only 1-2 is unusual enough to be remarked on by people who know me). Gets really noticeable sometimes in places like movie theatres or exams where quiet is expected and I sneeze more than the 1000 other people there combined.

sometimes i go honk shoo and sometimes i go honk mi mi mi it depends on the material conditions