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Hexbear, what kind of Sneezer are you? (hexbear.net)

submitted 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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And the much more important follow up; who's sneezing wrong and needs to stop?

Im a maximum force sneezer (though I always take care to never spray or do it next to someone), anything less 1 hurts like hell if I try to supress it and 2 feels unsatisfying in a way I just can't accept

Stifle Sneezers are the worst. its not that I actually dislike the noise or have issues with them, I just get sympathetic dissatisfaction and start imagining the sensation of when I stifle a sneeze and :why don't we have any shudder emotes: it almost makes me want to make myself sneeze just to get rid of the feeling

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I go really loud, with an over-the-top cartoon-ass "ACHOO!" As long as I'm sneezing I might as well have some fun with it!

Of course I always aim away from others/cover my nose and mouth with my elbow.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

Definitely a communist, as a freedom loving AMERICAN I aim directly at people's faces when I sneeze. First they get you covering you mouth, then it's masks, and next thing you know they're corraling you into 15 minute cities.