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Hexbear, what kind of Sneezer are you? (hexbear.net)

submitted 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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And the much more important follow up; who's sneezing wrong and needs to stop?

Im a maximum force sneezer (though I always take care to never spray or do it next to someone), anything less 1 hurts like hell if I try to supress it and 2 feels unsatisfying in a way I just can't accept

Stifle Sneezers are the worst. its not that I actually dislike the noise or have issues with them, I just get sympathetic dissatisfaction and start imagining the sensation of when I stifle a sneeze and :why don't we have any shudder emotes: it almost makes me want to make myself sneeze just to get rid of the feeling

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I stifle mine because I produce a lot of saliva and tend to spray like a fire hose if I cut loose.

I'm also a champion at gleeking.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Is gleeking that thing where you shoot saliva like a geyser?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

Yes, by pressuring your salivary glands with your tongue.