Could it be that the Amish don't seem to have high rates of cancer because they tend to die young from other, preventable diseases? No, they clearly all eat protein-rich superfoods and this nice Gentleman is kind enough to sell me an "Amish mega-protein health diet" that will fix all of my problems for only $699.99 a month.
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Using an ai image to venerate the Amish is pretty funny
I am certain the Amish eat vegetables.
i feel like the no cars and farm work is more relevant, but chuds aren't ready to hear about that
I got fucking JACKED living on a farm and being basically the only one doing farm shit. It was cause I wanted to and everyone else was too old or not interested. Between that and splitting/stacking wood, i was buff af. It taught me the importance of community, cause there is no fucking way I could farm enough by hand to feed myself. That's absurd. We just got to have nicer veggies and I grew a lot of weed.
I feel as though their high activity levels due to their low level of allowed technology is probably a greater factor in their lack of obesity over their diet.
Last Amish people I saw in my city were visiting to get medical care for their kid. There was a group of about 13 of them standing around and I asked what brought them there, they took a train for days to get specialized medical care
I’m assuming they’re just talking about adopting the diet and none of the other simple living habits like going without modern tech/social media or doing the labor of food raising and harvesting themselves
20-25 years ago the pastor at my parents' church used call the Amish "communists" because they are pacifist and are against joining the military.
I haven't gone to that church in many years and neither have my parents for that matter, but I wonder if that guy sees the Amish any differently now.
Where are the vegetables? It's just saurkraut and pickles, there is like 0 fiber here.
Edit: my fault I do see a carrot in that stew
The Amish are some of the most skilled vegetable farmers in the US. I'm positive they are eating tons of vegetables, but that's a bridge too far for most chuds
My family aren't Amish, but they are weirdo austere protestant swamp people and you can bet they are growing radishes, cucumbers, squash and kohlrabi; or an overabundance of green beans maybe beets or peas. Like you have said though that kind of stuff doesn't make the cut for the chud AI infographic.
an overabundance of green beens
Impossible.
My entire life has consisted of plastic shopping bags full of green beans and tupperwares of cut radishes in tepid water that need to be eaten as a chore before the next batch is ready.
E) I have a gallon bag of peas in my fridge rn that I'd appreciate advice on what to do with it, no mushy peas or pea wet or whatever badposting reply is gonna come up lol
I mostly eat peas with fried noodles or in shepherds pie. Also a thing I made from memory that I think is called "potato shipwreck" but I can't seem to find it on the internet, so it might be something we made up at Boy Scout camp. It's basically shepherds pie, but made with hashbrowns instead of mashed potato. Really good with hot sauce.
Yeah I don't have eggs for dough to make the pie crust, I plan on having a stew tomorrow to use some of them. I have a recipe somewhere here for a pea soup that will use up some more, but I was wondering if there was anything else out there; I know we have a few culinarilly inclined members here.
Yeah I don't have eggs for dough to make the pie crust,
Pretty sure biscuit recipes don't use egg, just make a drop biscuit recipe and roll/pat the dough until it gets stretched out enough to slap over the top of the pie.
Eat ramen noodles? Toss in a small handful of peas.
Stir fry can always use peas.
You can use peas in pretty much any "patty": Making lentil burgers? Add a handful of peas. Make some sticky rice, mix in some peas, make balls of the mixture and smash them flat on a hot well oiled skillet.
i don't know many amish but i feel like they're both capable of and allowed to pasteurise milk. seems a few grains unlikely literally all of them have a dairy cow
... and if you aren't transporting it over long distances... you don't need to pasteurize milk for immediate use.
When using for your own consumption and not for resale, you don't need to completely milk out a lactating animal and figure out what to do with the milk. You take what you need and leave the rest for the nursing animals.
Who's recording that? Do you have stats? I don't even know if the Amish go to hospitals so there's a solid chance they just die of undiagnosed cancer.
Everything I've heard suggests they're a lot more pragmatic about technology and the outside world when push comes to shove than they're given credit for and that their general avoidance of technology is more about intentionally choosing more archaic options than a rigid fanatical proscription on modern technology. Which isn't to whitewash their patriarchal isolationist cult, just that they're less some quaint little fanatics doing silly stuff out in the woods and more something like a more extreme version of how orthodox jews handle all their various restrictions and ritual requirements: devoted and choosing ways that inconvenience and disrupt daily life as markers of their culture and expressions of their faith, but usually willing to bend on or creatively reinterpret those restrictions if it's a matter of survival or they otherwise absolutely have to.
This is all true to my understanding as well. Also they decide church by church (mostly) what rules to follow, so there isn't some Amish pope decreeing things they all have to do to stay Amish.
Some examples I've been told/seen:
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use of washing machines was allowed because it saved hours of drudge labor, but they were all in one communal location so that everyone still had to get together to use them. Dryers were not allowed
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one telephone was allowed in the community for mostly emergency use, but individuals weren't allowed to have phones in their houses because it was feared they would spend their time talking in isolation instead of gathering as a community
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pneumatic/air powered tools were allowed, but not electric or gas powered. No idea how they were running their compressors though
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one community didn't have enough water rights to farm all their fields for like 3 years in a row, so when the power company approached them to build a small solar farm they jumped at the chance to gain some use from the field they weren't likely going to be able to farm any time soon. The community had no electricity other than a street light at the end of their drive where it met the paved road. It was kind of funny watching them drive horse and buggy around a solar farm right next to their big old timey barn
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forbidding the consumption of tobacco (and lots of other vices) but they grew it to sell outside of their community as a cash crop
I think the comparison to the ultra orthodox is pretty spot on, I met a guy that said he would ride in a car but only if someone else opened the door for him. He also had a neighbor that would come over and turn on his electric lights when he needed, but he felt ok turning them off again without intervention.
Different sect but a fun Mennonite story: I saw a big family of Mennonites all dressed up in an airport terminal waiting on a flight to Las Vegas. The oldest man was eating a corn dog
one telephone was allowed in the community for mostly emergency use, but individuals weren't allowed to have phones in their houses because it was feared they would spend their time talking in isolation instead of gathering as a community
I've heard even that's been loosened to allow smartphones for business use, at least when outside the geographic confines of their community.
choosing ways that inconvenience and disrupt daily life as markers of their culture and expressions of their faith,
I thought it was more like, they're just super conservative (as in cautious) about new tech and need to feel absolutely certain that it will actually make their lives better. Like, having a telephone somewhere nearby so you can call for help in emergencies is pretty thoroughly proven to be beneficial. Having a smartphone in your pocket so you can doomscroll Instagram all day is not.
They don't want to make their lives harder necessarily, they just want to make their lives fulfilling. They may have very different ideas of what that means than I do but I don't hate the idea. Especially since they all get a chance to see how we outsiders live and decide whether they want to stay. Ofc it's not easy to make the choice to leave everyone and everything they've ever known, there's definitely a coercive element to it, but it strikes me as way less coercive and abusive than something like Mormonism or whatever.
Kinda been going on for a while in the Christian Fiction novel world actually. If you search “Amish Fiction” you’ll find a shitload of books about Amish people, largely written by non Amish Christians. Lots of those are romance, focusing around converting people.
Example for the curious: https://www.christianbook.com/page/fiction/amish
Converting them to what though, they're already Protestants.
The Amish flavor of Protestantism, or converting them to Christianity in general in some cases.
While I have no doubt that the Amish consume animal products to the greatest extent possible, it's doubtful that they eat significant amounts of meat, if for no other reason than that staple crops and vegetables are a more consistent and inexpensive way to feed a community.
They might get a cow once or twice a year and a chicken here and there, nowhere near the amount the average American would expect to eat or is depicted on this chart. It might be a bit of an event for them.
Agreed, like I stated in another comment my family is not Amish but they are austere rural folk. They have a robust vegetable garden suplemented by chickens and maybe a deer or two annually.
Yes. There is no way in hell people who arent eating factory farmers meat are eating nearly the amount of meat in this ai image
They'll eat more pickles but they won't log the fuck off and stop being annoying online.
They must have given up on cavemen because this is the same shit they pulled with neolithic people.
it's not the worst thing that nationalists have ever latched onto. of course homesteading colonialism is implicit, but the misogyny is less explicit than in the tradwife movement, so i shan't complain too loud

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